The best thing that has come out of this is how fucked Ted Cruz is going to be. If he had held out for two more weeks he could be standing with Lindsey Graham, smiling and saying “I told you so.” Instead he caved, and now he either has to stew in this mess or revoke his endorsement and look chickenshit. It makes me so…

“You knew what I was when you asked me to carry you across the river.”

I would like someone to articulate WHY he’s being asked to resign. Because this comment revealed literally nothing new about him.

Whoa, slow down bud, trying to take notes here.

I’ve become a practically non existent baseball fan the last few years. The game is boring as hell. I learned tonight that: nah that isnt the case, it’s just the fucking Rockies.

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

-Joseph Goebbels

Just point this out, but the families of the opposition team have come out and told everyone to back off. The game ended up 20-10, none of the kids were hurt and all had a great time. They all state that he’s a lovely kid and it’s a great challenge for the kids to play against.

I really think part of the problem is that conservatives don’t see the difference between protest and a tantrum.

This guys is throwing a tantrum. And he thinks it’s protest. Which, I think, explains why he doesn’t take protest seriously. In his mind what Marshall is doing is the same thing. His impulse to “protest” is…

Apparently enourmous orange t-shirts qualify as “jerseys” these days

WHY ISN’T YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEART? DON’T YOU KNOW PEOPLE DIED FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH? IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT HERE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE!!!111 AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

Anytime OU loses I call a random Oklahoma phone number and ask the person who answers what the score of the OU game is (with stereotypical “idiot southerner” accent). When they tell me OU lost, I cheer. They get mad. It brings a smile to my face every time.

I think the real problem here is that a dwarf planet is incapable of reciprocating your feelings

Can we knock it off with this “friend zone” crap? If you want to date someone and they don’t want to date you and you don’t want to be their friend then bounce. If you DO want to be their friend then awesome. Friends are rad! Knock off the dating creeper attempts and move on with your life. Women don’t “put” men into…

Hardcore UFC fans will sleep a lot easier tonight as soon as someone reads this to them.

Not if paedophilia is normalised by then. Academics are pushing for it in England and others elsewhere too. It’s possible. And abhorrent.

First of all, race horses break through the gates not because they are in pain or anything other than they want to race (yes, they actually like competing).