Nice try.

Only a 20-something member of Generation Whiny Dipshit would think that having to split up from your travel partner and ride in the back is a tragedy.

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Just want to shout out Norm’s in the background. Open 24/7, best place in LA to get a steak and eggs special any time of day for $6.99. Mr Manziel should definitely take note. They have great employee discounts too.

Some perhaps but there are around 15,000 active racehorses (2012 numbers) in training in the UK how many would have been bred if not for the sport? These horses are generally treated extremely well (there have been some notable exceptions where trainers have been banned).

I saw it and it was great and your description is apt.

Happy to admit I'm wrong when I am. My own experiences just made me think .09 wasn't that bad. Any way to delete/edit my initial comment?

Marv is the only remaining member of the family to giggle whenever someone says their last name.

It’s the logic of men for whom absolute control over their charges is a baseline assumption. If I can conceive of it, I must be able to do it. There’s not thought to the mechanisms by which employers are entitled to discipline employees. (Of course there isn’t, because student athletes aren’t employees at all, no…

No no no, Bootstraps McGee over there is an ardent Republican. Taking public money for private gain would be heresy.

To be honest with you, last time I was at a Ruth’s Chris, I was a little disappointed in the quality of the bathroom. Might have been because my dad had just taken a dump in there, though.

Just beautiful white person passive aggression right there.

Fuck this. These guys didn’t make “Astral Weeks, Part Two”, so there’s NO fucking way I’m reading 2000 words about this shit. I’d rather find out what “Right Said Fred” has coming out next.

You sound fun to hang with.

I don’t want someone to spit their coffee out, but this is literally how I read it:

The NCAA has ruled Davidson ineligible for the 2015-16 postseason due to improper contact with perspective student athletes.

I feel like this has been the most attention the ESPYs have gotten ever. ESPN’s gotta be loving this: your average person probably thinks the Arthur Ashe Award is a new category of Nobel or something.

They’re sticking with FIFA because they’re betting [probably correctly] that fans will rail against FIFA and slavery and Qatar and corruption and then watch the World Cup anyways. They’re daring fans to show that they’re not full of shit when they say that this stuff really matters to them enough, and fans are…

Where did you find that picture? For various reaons, I’ve searched Google Images a few dozen times over the years for “Ellis Burks concealing his boner” but I’ve never come across that particular shot.