What’s your man Bernie’s plan to fix the supreme court, as a matter of interest? Surely it can’t be “basically nothing”? Oh.

Ooh big man.

Oh no won’t somebody think of the poor queen, having to meet the nasty man then retreat to her life of unimaginable luxury paid for by the British people. Get rid of the lot of them.

She won’t say anything - she’ll just smile and nod like she did with the Ceaucescus and Idi Amin.

Sadiq Khan was born in Tooting, South London and brought up in Earlsfield, also South London. What on earth could lead you to believe that he is not British?

You said “It’s shitty to make a joke at the expense of a dozen lost lives.” My joke was a sarcastic reference to gun nuts’ refusal to engage with gun control in the wake of mass shootings. You are now insisting that the joke was impossible to read as such in part because it is poor timing to make such a joke in the…

I’m just enjoying you making more and more of a dick of yourself to be honest. I was wondering how long it would take you to go for “this is no time to be making jokes” and thus completely negate the entire position you are cack handedly trying to defend. You got there! Well done.

Brilliant! You’re still going. Perhaps splitting hairs and pedantry will lessen the nagging sense of embarrassment you’re feeling! If not, maybe “I know you are but what am I” will do it!

Thank you. I'm not worried, TBH - more baffled by the people whose response to missing the joke is to get furiously angry at the person who made it or to claim not getting it as some sort of victory.

What do you think sets you apart from the numerous commenters who have pointed out that the line “and all other times” fairly clearly flags the joke?

Poe’s law is sort of highlighting the stupidity of people who can’t recognise obvious sarcasm. Look, I know it’s embarrassing to miss something that should have been obvious. But you probably ought to stop digging this hole because you’re really only making yourself look worse at this point.

It's *also* a perfect time to say: turn on your sarcasm meter before you start swearing at people, dummy.

Fuck me, seriously? I actually have to write "/s"?

This, and all other times, is no time to politicise a mass shooting.

I’ll try again:

If Mueller believes the DOJ can’t charge a sitting president with a crime because he doesn’t think a sitting president will have the chance to defend himself in court, he therefore must also believe the DOJ can’t accuse a sitting president of a crime. It might sound wrong to you but it’s entirely logical.

No, on this occasion what he said is that Joe Biden once said he likes a bad person.

Basketball is probably a bit, er, urban for Vince McMahon's audience.

Is Assange being prosecuted for publishing leaked information of for supplying leaked information to a foreign power? Because him being personally an arsehole and him being a Russian stooge are not the same thing. Do you think it’s ok to provide any information you like about the US government to the Russan government…

“Family members have expressed increasing concerns about a lack of representation for their district.”