The worst example of American foreign policy overreach since George W Bush bombed Tie Rack back to the stone age.

I know! Next they’ll be telling me Lord of the Rings is a metaphor for the First World War or some other ludicrous shit.

Or working down the list of things to spend an hour a week on and haven't got that far yet. Not having a go at you if you enjoy it; fill your boots. But it's not totally weird to want to comment on the extraordinary overexposure of a TV show.

I can see why he’d obstruct an investigation into something he wasn’t definitively guilty of. In fact I think the evidence, in the Mueller report and elsewhere, of the following is pretty conclusive:

Whereas Dr Schrodinger in science class was both in the room and not in the room at the same time.

Good summary. It wasn't the Australian rules (AFL) grand final, though. The (Cronulla) Sharks are a rugby league team, and it was the NRL grand final.

I think virtually everyone nowadays is arguing for some form of mixed model, aren’t they? The question is not actually “do we want no government involvement in the economy or no private sector?”, and in fact the debate isn’t “socialism or capitalism?” but “should the economy be organised as it is or with somewhat more…

You’ve embarrassed yourself here mate, to be quite honest. If you can’t even troll without shitting your pants like this you’ve failed to clear a very low bar. Sad.

“In the face of having your argument dismantled with facts - pivot to attempting to deligitimize the source!”

Gooch-Fant v Shorts was the England v Germany 1990, the Manchester United v Arsenal 1999 or - dare I say - the Liverpool v Barcelona 2019. It should have been the final.

Gesus Christ.

You must have been there round about the same time as me (1996-2000). Christ it was dull.

Yeah - amateurs.

Look up "Piers Morgan Brett Lee" on YouTube if you want to feel better about that egregious twerp.

Also, lol at Andrew Neil being “on the left”. Do your research Shapiro, you dopey little twat. Maybe then you won't piss your pants on TV next time.

You don't need to hit space twice after a full stop, either.

The fact that we have reached the point where their counterargument to pretty much anything is, effectively, "I know you are but what am I?" is particularly damning.

He was trying to get the hedgehog out of the dogs’ grasp. It says that in the story and everything. It’s like, if I try to stop someone being mugged tonight and I get stabbed by the mugger is it my fault for letting a mugging happen?

It’s pretty standard Republican tactics: savagely punish people who aren’t like you for tiny transgressions and errors that you would wave away if committed by, say, a family member or a gigantic ball of orange lard from New York.

To be fair going from Rosenstein to Rosen means Trump can tell his base the office of the deputy attorney general is now more than 50% less Jewish.