I like the way you call the article “glib” and say the situation is much more complex, then make the single most fatuous and obvious point possible on the topic.

Those crazy Canadians! With their pride in their country’s historical military achievements and refusal to be warmongering neo-imperialists!

And there was me thinking Trump was a lifelong fan of the World Cup winning Pakistan cricket team of 1992.

“Hey, keep it out of the nadir.”

Indeed. Also: “This is so typical of the left to immediately begin demonizing a messenger because they don’t agree with the message.”

Yeah. It’s like, I don’t believe in retributive justice or that humans can be fundamentally irredeemable. But every so often if a paedophile gets murdered in prison I can’t help but feel, meh, shit happens.

A little mincing would be nice.

If you’d been born in a different place, you’d be a (cowardly) ISIS sympathiser. Morons like you, on both sides, are what make this war unwinnable. Literally: fuck off and die.

Or a hooker, obvs.

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Holy shit did someone just admit they were wrong on the internet? I’m starting to think these really are the End Times.

Legal for employees. College football players are not employees, remember?

He will run solely in the hope that he gets to stand at a lectern while hundreds of people chant “we want Bush!”

Also, lots of the names they list relate to sex. What they appear to be suggesting in these cases is that because it’s ok to name your brand after something to do with sex it should also be ok to have a racist name. Because these are the same thing, presumably.

Don’t worry about it. Chelsea are a nothing team with a bit of short-term cash. United and Arsenal will still be relevant when Chelsea are back where they belong mucking about with QPR and Fulham.

Abramovich couldn’t care less about the money, or the fans. With any luck this is the beginning of the spiral that ends with him losing interest in the whole project and Chelsea spiralling into the lower division mediocrity where they belong.

The fact that it's misleading and disingenuous is the entire point, though. I don't think anyone believes Huckabee would stage a press call for an actually illegal shooting. The only point being made is that this is a spectacularly lame way of playing to the guns and hunting crowd. So if Hillary Clinton decided to…

Couldn’t agree more. The fact that he looks like a bumptious arse is merely a glorious spinoff advantage.

Cammies and high vis is such an awesome combination. So let's get this straight: do you want to be seen or not?

Female Washington fan:”WE SUCK!”