"Hungary isn't known for churning out scores of soccer stars."

If they have told you and are refusing to take responsibility themselves then yes, they have by their cowardice effectively ceded responsibility to you. You are now aware of, or at least suspect, something awful going on. Something which you also know that no-one else is going to do anything about. In what insane…

I get that the cool, alternative position to take in the US nowadays is that everything about European football is great and would cure all sporting ills, but this really doesn't make much sense. The people who bought this club presumably did so in the full knowledge that it won't be promoted to MLS, so how are they…

And fucking win, bra.

Jim Tomsula sends all his emails as PDF attachments.

"I never once, in all my dealings with the commissioner, ever doubted his integrity..."

As it is now close to impossible to buy full strength beer at any mainstream sporting event or music festival in Australia there clearly needs to be an outlet for spectacularly drunken bro dawg action. But don't worry, they'll clamp down on darts soon enough. I call fishing next.

Indeed. And one with the most clod hoppingly hamfisted scriptwriter in the known world. Let's be real here - nobody ever said this:

"It looks like it may have finally reached the bottom."

Another option would have been for the NFL to appoint someone who *isn't* conflicted up the wazoo and *doesn't* have a bunch of high-profile fuck ups on his record to run the investigation. Because that way if the investigator comes back with a report which entirely vindicates every self-serving action the league has…

In a traditional English seaside B&B, you are actually ejected at some early hour (say, 9am) and not permitted to return until late afternoon. This is why traditional British family holidays involve an inordinate quantity of hanging around in the rain, and why middle class people thank the good lord for budget…

Beats camping, though.

A virtually identical thing happened with Melbourne City at the start of this A-League season. They got David Villa for a suspicious sounding "up to 10 games". He played four, won none (though personally he played ok) then got recalled by New York City.

I may be being a humourless dick here, but I can't help but feel that those of us who get angry that vile off-field acts get confused with on-field allegiances (and thus disdain the kind of idiots who reflexively back Winston for no reason other than being FSU fans) also shouldn't totally celebrate the conflation of…

Pretty sure you're meant to spell that 'F-U-C-K-A-L-L".

Pathetic: 2/10. Why not run along, kid, and work on your comebacks. Oh look, it easy quite easy to be a patronising prick. Go me.

Plenty of patronising pricks commenting on stuff on the internet, too.

Interesting point about London and Israel. Because of course both of them have been bombed before - lots. I can't help but feel that this is the real wussification of America: you've had it so good for so long in terms of national security (effectively, forever) that there is just no sense of perspective whatsoever…

WHO IS THE REAL RACIST?!!11!!

If you can't tell the difference between a citizen committing a crime and a person paid by the state to protect citizens committing a crime against a citizen, then you are what Benjamin Franklin would have called "a complete fucking tool".