The quesalupa was definitely weak man. Especialy with chicken. The quesarito, on the other hand, is fucking fire.

This is quite possibly the most pathetic thing I have ever read.

I eat half the dominos in bed, put the box on the nightstand, wake up, and eat the other half. Is room temperature pizza OK?

Not good bands I remember from my not good high school years:

because he’s not a particularly good or versatile actor and he needs the work

Really? Do you really think ISIS is that big of a fucking priority? Why don’t you just vote Republican?

Because these Gawker commenters - and they are a clear, distinct type - seem to get off on presuming they are more worldly than all the STUPID MAD BERN DOG supporters. The Bernie Sanders supporter might as well be a Ron Paul supporter! They don’t know anything! I’m a PRAGMATIST. I know how things REALLY WORK.

Why do you feel compelled to say this every time military personnel are brought up?

Jesus, get over yourself

Talk about their books. Don’t talk about your act of reading them as some kind of noble act. No one cares, it’s self-righteous, and you’re making it about YOU instead of about the books and authors you are supposedly trying to promote. Typical twitter bullshit behavior.

No shit - I don’t know what’s more offensive...these portraits, or privileged yuppie gawker commenters fetishizing tribal women and calling some dumb lady they don’t know a “dead eyed, flat faced nothing”

this lady is a moron and offensive, but you guys all just sound like dipshit brooklynites invoking some 19th century noble savage shit in your echo chamber of perpetual outrage

I don’t know if there is anyone more insidiously stupid than the Southern California Republican. One of these dipshits is friends with my boss. He’s presumably had some success as he owns a production company, and is constantly pitching us evangelical nonsense projects, like a docudrama on how America was willed into…

Well, George, it’s just that nobody gives a shit what you think because you’re an anonymous nobody. Do you tell your friends and family they are fat to their face? No, I doubt it, because you are almost certainly a coward. And you aren’t telling people they are fat out of some altruistic concern for their health - you…

She’s already made more money than most will make in a lifetime. Fuck her, and fuck you guys for supporting her utter bullshit because “feminism.”

She was “getting her money and making her self-centered point.” I mean, for fuck’s sake.

That’s why the WTF Podcast is the only thing that has ever made me give a shit about celebrity interviews. They typically start at the beginning and work through the subject’s life, with a focus on their actual body of work and how they got to this point in their careers. Super interesting. I just generally have to…

He literally could have just said “Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand” and it would have been the same joke. His entire sense of humor is seriously just “Reference” ok wait for laughs

sigh. nevermind.

You are a very stupid person