Saying he gets in over his head is akin to suggesting that JFK might’ve enjoyed the company of women. 😂😉

I think we can all guess what our hero will do then... 😉

Sorry, bad wording on my part. I meant passing a cop in the snowy conditions of the original post. It’s just common sense, which given the author’s catalog of poor choices and questionable decisions, seems perfectly to form.

Don’t be obtuse. Passing a cop in those conditions is begging for trouble, right, wrong, or indifferent.

That seems perilously close to enabling.

Because Jalops can’t buy a Micra, ergo it’s totally amazeballs...

The engine isn’t the same as the original small-block any more than the Porsches’ are the same as the first 911.

I have no real gripes other than the last-gen had some of the worst OEM seats I ever had the displeasure of experiencing.

...or induce snap understeer into the nearest wall.

I see what they did there.

Being RLM, I’m sure Hindaugh was amped-up about the mundane, and yelling, “EAUUUU MY GOTT, HE’S USING BIPEDAL MOVEMENT TO TRAVERSE THE PADDOCK! LEFT FOOT! RIGHT FOOT! OOOOOOOONBLIEEEEEEVABULL!”

Outstanding.

I’m aware FS1 is the current incarnation of SPEED. My point being I’ve made zero change to my package in nearly 7 years, and I get FS2, ergo it’s not broadcast unobtanium.

“Fox Sports 2 itself is rarer than an albino cheetah.”

FS2 is on the same DIRECTV package where SPEED resided.

Give up, fella. Logic and reason have no place in discussing sports car racing.

Niche sport gets resultant niche coverage in media shocker. Film at 11. ;-)

Cue up Alanis singing about a list of increasingly bad coincidences, because a lot of Jalopnik’s content and commenting makes me question identifying as a car enthusiast. ;-)

“They” told you wrong, as there’s no Corkscrew at Mid-Ohio.

Let’s go with approx. 10 minutes...

Yes. Yes. Yes. Was developed by the group that did NASCAR Heat for PC. Had realistic enough physics, and was just stupid good fun. Wish it was on PC.

Considering the airport is in Kentucky, I’d say yes.