look closer. then say “and he was wearing heels.”

It’s also not news unless you were born after the year 2000.

You drink like all the other suburban moms and watch as your kid becomes a real estate agent and then gets arrested for butchering hookers and eating them. Box of wine anyone?

“Clearly she was the aggressor,” Stahl told the Herald. “She was being asked to leave. She’s being belligerent and she pushes her face right into his face.”

I mean, I don’t really get people who are obsessed with celebrities (this includes the British royals, as that is all they are), but to go to these lengths to demean someone you’ve never met and who has never heard of you has to be one of the saddest things someone could choose to spend their time doing.

Never that;when she opened for Maxwell here in Pittsburgh,she was in the middle of a song,and her mic went out. Rather than stop the show...

depends on the quality of pizza you want. making dough at home is easy, getting a 700+ degree oven, not so much.

You really don’t come across as someone who hates “having to” defend Woody Allen

I believe him. Mostly because Charles Eglee is a 68 year old white man, who, according to his IMDB biography, would prefer to be called “Carlitos.” Also, he dresses like this:

“I won’t talk the rest of the show,” Meghan murmured, McCainly.

They believed in you and it really speaks to what they saw in you. Look at you now. You have a whole lot of people that are so thankful for you. Keep writing truth to power and we will continue to read, learn, and grow. 

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Do you know what I do when the plane lands? Nothing. I sit there and relax while all the busy bees trip over themselves and get angry and work their blood pressure up trying to get two minutes ahead of each other, and when they’ve finished I leisurely stand up, grab my things, and saunter casually off. It is not…

100% agree this might be the worst smear article I have ever seen written. As a journalist of any sort you should be ashamed. Do some research.

i like that DC has figured out their game plan and its not the same as marvel. marvel is doing the marvel thing- everything tied together, everything follows the house style and all the ducks are in a row- even if they can ultimately end up being somewhat repetitive and predictable. you know exactly what marvel is…

Fuck this shit.

I remember waiting for my mom at the bottom of a slide at Action Park, and when she hit the pool, her tits flew out.  So, my scars were only emotional.

Chorizo would be delicious.

Question - can I use chorizo?