Or she's 13, disoriented when she woke up & thought she was initially imagining it. I know I'm not on top of things when I wake up in the middle of the night. But you know, or she's fucking stupid. That too.

Oh gimme a fucking break. I kicked that fucker out in 2000 fucking 9, for god's sake! Nobody is in any deep shit. Family law lawyer? *snorts derisively*

Jesus Christ. Miley doesn't have the butt of a man. She has the butt of a woman, because she is a woman.

Time for a joke! (Because I'm tired of these debates. Just steam my pasteurized milk for my latte and shut-up!)

I knew my husband a couple of months when he said, in a mall parking lot, "Wanna get married?" I said yes. The next day, we got married.

Wow at you dismissing my apology you really are pathetic, if you can't except it then do not attack me in the future and move on, this hatred/grudge you have for me is scary and actually uncalled for especially as i have realized that i was in the wrong and you make no effort to apologize for the vile attacks.

I don't have orgasms during sex unless I use a vibrator during, or work REALLY hard touching myself. And I seriously really do not care. I like sex to be quick, hard and dirty—and that's including when I'm alone, since when I do want to orgasm I do so easily enough with the trusty magic wand (takes about 20 seconds).…

Have you heard Kate Nash? You might really like her.

yeah, you guys suck too

I find cooking far more rewarding than children. I can always toss a bad meal in the trash.

What! That happened to me too. I got pregnant the first time we tried. Not the first month. The first time.

I think it's just the scare tactics used to try to get women to marry younger, have kids younger, don't compete with men in the public arena because your eggs are drying up! One of these women (at 24) told me she was worried she'd never be able to conceive because she didn't think she'd be ready to start trying with…

I don't care. I think that this is an awesome and sweet proposal. If a man got an orchestra to play anything for me I would melt into a puddle. They could play flight of the bumblebees and I wouldn't care. Although I would prefer an actual on his knee proposal rather than some screen plead. I am really shy and easily…

My rider:

When I'm in a car, I hate pedestrians. When I'm a pedestrian, I hate cars. But no matter my method of mobility, I always hate bicyclists.

Interesting. Thanks for that. I, of course, am a trans woman, so I'm much more personally familiar with what that is costing me. Which, has no bearing on my decision, mind you. It's better to be underpaid and happy than well paid and miserable, but the goal is for everyone to be both.

Also, I don't understand why everyone is being so nasty about the middle eastern prince thing. So in 15 minutes, she raised half a million dollars for hurricane victims. But no, by all means...continue to sit behind a computer screen reading gossip blogs with a cup of coffee and a self-satisfied smirk! It's nearly as…

Snuck out of parents house a week before my 15th birthday. 1988.
Walked to the party in the surfer-laden suburbs of Lake Forest (yep,
the OC baby!). Was wearing thin peach top with black bra underneath,
and short black 80s skirt that had those 3 ruffles tiered down it. Was
blonde. Was very blonde due to Sun-In. Was tan.…