That's the one I just started. L&O is probably the better choice as at least the acting on those shows is halfway believable.

No, but I've heard a lot of people talking very ambiguously about it. Is that the premise of the movie? And is it worth watching? I may have to rent the shit out of it after this last Lifetime movie.

Ew that excuse basically means, "I want to fuck around and not have to worry about being chained down while simultaneously guilting any girl I fuck into not pressing me for a relationship." It's tired and lazy and I say this as someone who used this excuse when I was a younger, more selfish person. You're better off.

Lifetime has been doing a weekend of deliciously trashy original movies that I guess are providing us with the cautionary tales of online dating. Can't. Stop. Watching.

It's Buffon. I fell in love with him in the 96 Word Cup and am blinded by my love. I'm also chained to having a "type" and that type is beautiful Mediterranean men.

...I mean my original comment clearly said I was biased. It also said I was cheering for the Italians due to their being pretty to look at and having an Italian boyfriend. I'm not sure where I glorified them but that's neither here nor there.

Oh it's not just Terry. Rooney and Cole are equally as slimy. I think it was also LAST WEEK that Rooney was watching his team from the stands for yet another penalty due to his horribly unsportsmanlike behavior.

Until England cleans up their roster I will continue to cheer for their opponents. Also, it doesn't hurt that Italy has always has a pretty team to look at but I may be biased. I love my Italian manfriend. ;) Viva Italy!

Oh that douchebag would be kicked out of my bed so fast his head would spin. Sex with me (and you!) is a fucking pleasure and if you don't love the whole package, it ain't happening. Ever.

You'd be surprised. Us small chested girls don't need the support but I know there are certain things I have to wear a bra with in order to keep my nipples under control. Also, a decent underwire bra gives me the slightest illusion of cleavage for nights when I want to look older than a 15 year old.

I've used the Behr paint and primer in one and it worked really well. I covered a bright red wall with a yellowy green color and it only took one coat to effectively cover up that red. Good luck!

17 is a lot but my parents have a 12 inch difference and they're pretty cute. They have this adorable little peck thing down where she goes up on her tiptoes and he stoops to kiss her and they look like teenagers. That can be you two!

My parents are attempting to read the bible in 180 days and seriously this story was the only thing my mother came away with from the Old Testament. She has since sworn to never make fun of a bald man again. She-bears don't play around.

I'm being hyperbolic of course but the self-righteousness of the OP is exactly what I think Dodai meant about us contributing to the problem. I don't think she meant that we're all active bullies pointing and laughing at overweight people on a daily basis. I think she means that we contribute to this kind of behavior…

I know right? I've never had a nasty thought about someone just because I was feeling self-conscious that day. Just like I've never seen someone being teased or bullied and kept silent because of being afraid that the torment would turn to me. Oh, and I also ALWAYS give to homeless people on the street. And every day…

I think I love you.

Oh I know. To me a guilty pleasure is listening to Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata (way too popular these days) instead of his Sonata in C minor while eating my lentils and listening to NPR (TV is so passe).

I do believe tea has become the new lentils.

That's my kind of girl. Too busy snacking to see the sights!

I was just thinking about what a creep I was for wondering if this post is Lentils approved. Clearly I'm too invested in Jezebel's resident dealer of adorable baby photos.