Ah no I'm sorry! I felt like there was a pretty obvious joke I was missing but I just couldn't be sure.

Redacted. My response got a little too personal for my own comfort.

I can't tell if you're serious or not but I'm almost positive Anna Wintour was born and raised in London.

Oh my God is it the "hand he was dealt" thing? I'm scouring my post and that's the only one I'm picking up on. That is amazingly bad. Now I'm giggling at work at how ridiculous it sounds! Oh bless my heart.

My uncle suffered a similar brain injury almost 50 years ago at the age of 17, his was stroke related but the injured areas were almost identical. He died a few years ago due to some complications from the initial stroke but he managed to live an impressive life. He was paralyzed in his right hand so he taught himself…

You could be passing them back and forth between each other. Guys tend to not show as many symptoms as women. If y'all have decent insurance send him on his way to get tested for a UTI to make sure he's not giving you the bacteria right back to you every time you get one cleared up.

I've been all over Peru and that's about it. My parents have been to Brazil a number of times but mainly in the touristy parts of Rio. I think their biggest raves where the churascarrias, the beaches, and walking to the Christ the Redeemer statue.

I've been a couple of times. We only ever spent a day at the actual Machu Picchu site and like goldenrae we took the train. We did spend a few days in Cusco and some of the towns around the area. You must go during the summer solstice though! The Incans took that shit very seriously and there are special parts of the…

Yes you do. Stop it right now! I have loved hearing your updates between you and your new boyfriend. He sounds amazing and I'm sure likes your body the way it is. You're smart, you're sassy, and you're a fucking catch. We all just need a reminder of that from time to time.

Omg stop it. Between your earrings and your amazing hair this is one of the best self pics posted on Jezebel. I'm crazy jealous!

Oh my God that's horrifying. I have it mostly under control now but every once in a while it flares back up. I've got a prescription but I try to focus on altering my diet away from eating trigger foods in order to calm everything down. That usually works just as quickly as prilosec does. Now I'm terrified!

One Pepcid AC before bed can usually take care of that for you. I've been dealing with pretty insane acid reflux for years and during a flareup I'll usually throw up at least once first thing in the morning but if I take a pepcid it does something to neutralize the acid buildup during the night and keeps me from…

Well first off you aren't alone. I've been facing a similar situation. In my very subjective opinion the only real wedding ceremony that counts is the one that matters the most to you. The rest are just hoops you have to jump through to live in the same place. Try to visualize your overseas marriage as a means to…

Oof. Ohhh heyyyyy.

Only because the boyfriend and I were both too drunk to drive by the time we made it to her house. It was a surprise attack of noxious fumes that hit us when we walked through the door around 1 AM. We paid for it by enjoying the smell lingering on our clothes the entire drive home the next morning as we suffered…

It will be worth it! I love day drinking. Especially day drinking accompanied by picnics or cookouts. My problem would be sharing the sangria. Hopefully you're a better person than I!

I dumped a friend because she invited my manfriend and I to stay with her for a night at her place about an hour away from where we were staying at the time and then the house absolutely reeked of animal shit. She had a fish, a rat, and a cat at the time and it was obvious that their cages or litter boxes hadn't been…

I was invited to pretend to be my best male friend's date at a party tonight to scare off a girl who just isn't getting the message. Obviously I declined as I really am far too old to be in the middle of crazy "he's just not that into you mind games" and because I honestly just want to sit at home and drink wine and…

No, 50 dollars was considered a generous gift when I was graduating and much more appreciated than the ridiculous number of photo albums to "cherish the memories" I received. If you want something more than cash, maybe something for a dorm room if she's going off to college but overall you're right, high school…

I adored undergrad. I played college soccer for my first 2 years and then moved to the country's biggest party school right as I was turning 21. Playing intense soccer was great, meeting new people was great, and going out on a random Tuesday because some bar we liked had dollar specials was amazing.