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Don't approve the troll! I know the sweet, sweet temptation to put those nasty little pinks in their place is hard to avoid but keeping them pink frustrates them even more, leading to a trollsplosion and their eventual giving up which makes Jezebel a happier, less misogynistic place.

That is absolutely not true. No one is dumping perfectly good milk just because they're looking for a handout.

What is really funny is that I'm friends on Facebook with a girl who attends Liberty and she has been pitching a fit for weeks about Mittens going to Liberty. Apparently, there is a huge Ron Paul fanbase there and they are not pleased.

No you're partially right too. College kids can be a pretty flighty bunch.

Or maybe it's welcome to the world of entitled asshole college boys. The ones that totally agree that nothing will happen but get there and begin to whine and beg for it, then progress on to calling her a tease, and then move into straight up negging territory until the girl fucks him just to get him to shut the fuck…

Yeah the blonde Nicole will always remind me of her time on The Simple Life. This picture of her with dark hair is gorgeous!

I got crazy curls and both of my parents have straight/slightly wavy hair and no hair skills. They dealt with my hair by using a lot of hats. Hats and side ponytails with bigass bows. I do not miss the 80's/early 90's at all.

Freezing and thawing should not be seen as some kind of crazy survival of the fittest embryo test. Some come out fine, some die, and then some look okay but have fucked up karyotypes. I worked on a project comparing the genomes of frozen sperm versus fresh sperm (oh the life of a grad student) and there were some…

I adopted a puppy from a shelter a few years back that had a similar problem. We found out that she had pretty severe hip dysplacia after she had an accident that needed x-rays. Even on short walks she would get to hurting and just refuse to keep moving and I never realized she was in pain because she was so amazingly…

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

My mother said the exact same thing to me! I asked her what would she want do if I got pregnant right now while in grad school. Her answer was that she and my dad would take it in and take care of it like it was theirs until I graduated. Then a few weeks later I saw her hidden stash of future grandbaby toys.

My parents are doing a pretty restrictive diet together and within a month my dad had lost over 20 pounds and my mother was completely stuck at around 8 or 10. She was so frustrated. She'd done everything right, rarely ever cheated, exercised, etc... but she couldn't get past it. Then one day she'd hopped on the scale…

I don't want to talk about it. Long distance relationship = 4 month drought. He'll be heading this way in a couple weeks though and it will be glorious. Oh so glorious. ;)

There is this guy I see everywhere around my town. He's a bit older and tall and lanky and has glasses and looks like the tall, skinny guy off of American Pickers and so so so my type. Any time I go out we see each other at the bar, no matter what bar we're at. If I'm at a festival or charity event he's there. He…

I have officially outed myself as a flake this weekend. I've had a "me" day of gardening and grocery shopping and pilates at the expense of all of my other plans but after a super exciting work week where my stem cells (aka my children) are finally cooperating I haven't been sleeping or cleaning or overall doing…

I've known gay girls on all ends of the feminine spectrum. Long hair, short hair, tons of makeup, no makeup it really does not matter. Your friend is close minded. The stereotypical "butch" lesbian is extremely 2 dimensional. Lesbians are as diverse as any other group of people belonging to a sexual orientation. If…

Not that it matters, but it's super common in the South to use family names for first names. Apparently both of the names are from either side of the family so it looks like a way for Jessica to honor both families with the same baby.

This is pretty standard procedure. I'm sure he's being held on a psych evaluation somewhere and not in a general lockup. Then when he is charged, they'll probably go through with some kind of insanity defense, and when he is sentenced he'll be kept in a psychiatric hospital for the majority of his time served.

This website is so awesome!! You are amazing!