@zeusdidit: In my experience blocking numbers has led to more problems. For some reason my local service provider will only block texts and after blocking an abusive ex bf's texts, he thought it would be really fun to start leaving even worse voicemails. Outside sources intervened in that situation and he eventually…

@fortehands: I'm going to have to go with the first one. ALL of our friends know about this situation and he has no shame about it and after last February I ignored him, refused to be anywhere near him, didn't speak to him for 3 months and STILL got the texts. I'm going to have to suck it up and be blunt. I grew up a…

@JJbikes: Haha not quite so sure about being a catch. My brother and I are basically the same person... except I have boobs. He loves my brother and he also loves boobs. Apparently the combination proves to be too much.

@LaComtesse: Thank you. I wish there was some way to thank everyone at once! I need to just suck it up and do exactly that. He's been such a fixture in my family/friend's lives that everyone has just been kind of like grin and bear it. But that tactic obviously isn't working and I'm kind of tired of it being a running…

@AristotlesCrab: I just finished my last Blue Moon Spring Ale and have moved on to SoCo and apple juice... just because I'm classy like that.

@don juans reckless daughter: Jesus, that was long. I'm sorry you guys! I talk too much!

Ok, need help! For about a year I've had a very harmless boy chasing me. He's my little brother's best friend and I'm just not interested so I've never given him any reason to think we might be an item. He randomly told me RIGHT after I'd gotten out of a relationship that he was crazy about me. I politely declined. He…

@aliasmisskat is a glue gun goddess: I currently am about that shade of green with envy of your perfect nails. I chewed mine to shit this week and all I want are gorgeous nails to do pretty things to! So please don't take my current scowling at the computer screen too personally, I'm just a spiteful bitch.

@MichelleMyBelle: I was just wondering yesterday if I was a shitty person for thinking the same thing. My facebook newsfeed had some new picture posted up about my ex and he was not looking too fine. My exact thoughts were I so dodged a bullet with that one! So if you're a horrible person at least you aren't the only…

@token_liberal: I'm the same way! My state doesn't sell alcohol on Sundays (Wooo Bible Belt!!) and somehow I just can't practice the self-control to pace myself through the weekend or buy extra beer for Sundays. One day I will master this trick and finally consider myself a real adult. Or I might just move to a state…

@takethecannoli: During my lovely pre-Christmas flu I refused to drink any more orange juice so my wonderful mother/nurse started handing me Bloody Mary's. Just in case you might want some variety in your night. ;)

@mona-se-queda: you are my new favorite because you just commented back to back on my comments and agreed to see gnomeo and juliet with me. :) totally hearted.

OMG YOU GUYZ! LINKIN PARK IS SOOOOO EDGY!!!

@Rude And Not Ginger: Exactly! Do either of these actors do anything wrong? The only thing that could make this better is a pink flamingo lawn ornament as a secondary character. I'm a little trashy like that. ;)

@mona-se-queda: Aww. Yay! I always enjoy movie companions much more when I don't have to bribe them to get there.

My roommates think I'm out of my mind but I really want to see Gnomeo and Juliet. I just can't help it! I'm a sucker for ridiculous children's movies!

@Definer-not-defined: Ooo you have a good point. Seth Meyers hate sex. Yes maam.

I know there's a lot of Jezzie Seth Meyers hate but I've gotta admit... he gives me a very serious lady boner. I want to do all kinds of dirty things to him right there on the Weekend Update desk.

Uh oh... somebody has been watching too many U2 concert DVD's.

My dad just called me to make sure I was watching and when I picked up he starts screaming "WAYNES WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT!" I love him. So much. He also raised an excellent point. Dana Carvey deserves an epic musical guest. Not Linkin Park.