How did he do it? A perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella. Just the right amount of grease on the joystick.

Bill Murray as Batman may be the 2nd worst casting idea that I’ve ever heard, just after Eddie Murphy as Batman.

I’m sorry that you have to write about this middle school shit.

Oh boy are you about to be disappointed. Not only have I now written about counterweights, but I’ve also written about blue anodized wheel cylinders:

I spun out and flew off a mountain and died. 

If I were King of America I’d:

Don't worry, folks. There's a good chance Barsanti's take on this is just as wrong as his take on, well, everything.

Can we still make fun of his terrible restaurant in Times Square? The NYT review of it almost a decade ago is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

Did anyone besides me think this was the dumbest recurring character in SNL history?

IMHO Ben Affleck was great in Gone Girl. 

Yes, it is terrible when people have the nerve to exercise their Constitutional rights and it clearly means they are guilty rather than following their attorney’s advice.

Counterpoint: That’s clearly Zach Galifianakis.

Dante looks like a poor man’s Ricky Gervais

ZE GOGGLES

Joe Manchin and Mitch McConnell exist. 

You’re insulting a DOG? When the Republicans in Congress still exist? What a waste of time.

A slideshow of screenshots of comments.

Why is does this even exist? I’m *this* close to removing Jalopnik from my daily read.

This is a design aesthetic that needs to come back, the sooner the better.

Scrolling through those posters is like scrolling through my childhood, the parts spent at the video store. Enzio, you will be missed.