Yes... please go on about how the Wii U can do 1080p..... if you turn off everything and use low res textures.
Just saying that multiple companies said they didn't have the time to get their games ready in 1080p for XB1 because it was either A) too difficult to work out in the time they had or B) too hard to do with…

Because it's a 13 yard run in a tie game in the 3rd quarter of a regular season game?

This dude just won $0 wearing sideburns like an asshole.

I know, right? Would be nice to have at least ONE of those championships he has won. Oh wait...

"Dear oh dear, I feel so bad for Nick Saban right now."

- nobody

Truman Trolls Dewey

Pulling facts outta your ass I see.

These aren't ipods that you're taking everywhere and banging around. These are for the most part stationary items that do not move. If you manage to break one by stupidity or to just get a new one, you're the reason we can't have nice things. Its pretty widely known that you almost never should buy extended…

Are you delusional? Those warranties are usually a joke. Someone is trying to give you advice and you're too ignorant to listen. Get disc protection too on your $5.99 music CDs. Sign up for all that shovelware too. They are making if for someone and you seem to be the right thickheaded customer.

As someone who worked at BB in college, don't ever buy the protection plans. Most electronics follow a bathtub curve meaning that if they fail, they will do so within the first year which is covered by the manufacturer warranty or they fail several years down the road - usually outside of the store protection plan's…

So I've been playing Battlefield 4 at 1920x1200 at 80 FPS on Ultra settings on my PC, While also running episodes of Boardwalk Empire on the second monitor at the same time, also alt tabbing to chat on Facebook and read Kotaku at the same time.

This post has literally two words, and the source is provided in one of them.

I'm friends with the guy who drove his duck boat in the parade yesterday. I talked about this and he wrote back "He boarded the duck with a can of bud light, by the time I pulled the ladder up he had a can of miller light. Elapsed time, 30 seconds. It was 9:45 am."

You aren't a Red Sox fan.

Tonight perpetual pine-rider Greg Oden

People get suckered in to Oregon every year. Every year they say "no, really. This time it's different." And it never is.

This pink thing has officially jumped the shark.

Would it kill you to just say Auburn won, rather than poor Johnny's shoulder combined with uncalled penalties lost it for A&M?

CHRIS HARDWICK IS FUNNY CUZ HE SAY NERD THINGS!

Yeah, all these crazy TV networks have this crazy agenda of trying to get the most viewers possible.