I have only watched 5 minutes of this show. But in that 5 minutes I saw Jenny McCarthy guess that one of the contestants was Barack Obama. That was all I needed to know to never watch this again.

I’d give this a B-. You have to rate this on the appropriate scale. It was most definitely a terrible movie. But it was pretty good terrible movie.

Flat track is so much fun to watch in person. Old school badass. It really needs your support too. The last one I attended I was kinda wondering how much longer they could continue to function based on the crowd size.

the moment he learned snapchats can be saved

“Sudeikis looked like the hottest sad dad at the bagel shop, a retired hypebeast wearing quietly expensive sweats and a hoodie he bought on a whim, standing in the back by the exit and hoping that no one notices the thin line of white skin where his engagement ring used to live.”

I’m too old for this shit.

I rented a scooter in Thailand and spent the entire day feeling like I was going to kill myself. First of all, they drive on the left hand side of the road, which is a total mindfuck. Every time I was turning at an intersection I instinctively wanted to turn into oncoming traffic. Second, there doesn’t seem to be many…

I’m from Portland and know approximately no one that lives in NYC. I was there on vacation & ended up sitting next to one of my friends from high school on the subway. We ended up spending a week together & I got a pretty good tour guide.

Next up on the “OW, My Balls!” channel

are we thinking she was literally starving to death for six hours. her only hope was in this can of beans. her father laughing at her as she wasted away to nothing?

Hell no.

Well thank God for Californians making housing unaffordable in Oregon. Why can’t some of these people move to fucking Nebraska?

Sudeikis was the best

You wrote Molly instead of Mary Lambert

haha I muttered “fascinating” to myself while reading this.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has been dropping in quality so fast he’s a step or two away from costarring in a Steven Seagal movie.

Jesus. what the hell happened to this guy?

I fucking lost it when she opened a beer with her “small hole”.

Hagar? booo. You know what would be good? Groo the Wanderer.

Harley hasn’t seemed right to often lately.