??? I heard a couple days ago beer was starting to go bad because not enough people were drinking. Now they can’t make enough? All I know is my drinking has increased a fair amount... I’m doing my part to keep the industry alive! might have to detox once this is all over.

I wake up 15 minutes before work. wear pajamas for most of the day. shower at noon. things are getting strange for everyone.

where I live - some divey restaurant. I was walking down a long hallway to the bathroom when a rat the size of my fist ran past me and into the kitchen.

Would this pair best with a blue flavor MD 20/20?

I also don’t mind a sludgy gas station coffee. I don’t need any facy shit. But that’s not the point. at all. BUY A FUCKING COFFEE MACHINE YOU WEIRDO.

why did this post twice?

where’s the cross promotional Mt Dew/ Windex for busy house moms?

where the fuck did they find this guy?

they need to make a cool flat track styled bike. do they have one of those right now? I feel like Indian is eating their lunch.

you mean that bitch Carol Baskins?

absolutely horrendous.

My bread making has gone up to 11. I’ve even got a soughdough bread text group now. things are getting weird.

every group has these kind of supporters. I am so fucking sick of hearing the term “bernie bro”

when I was a poor college student I spent a day at a junkyard looking for a replacement passenger side window for my 1989 Ford Escort. I found one and took it to my fried who was studying to become a mechanic. a couple of hours later he was wrestling it into place and tightened things up too much, and exploded the…

Its like a cartoon that came to life.

nothing like proving you’re likeable.

Is that John Stamos? He looks like a poorly done CGI de-aged Robert Downey Jr.

holy fuck am I sick of hearing about hillary clinton.  

the amount of people using the term “bernie bro” is fucking tragic.

Lady Gaga looks like she’s trying too hard to be Lady Gaga