Time to pass the torch Joe

Gross.

what channel was this televised on?

I can’t wait for this guy to fade into obscurity.

oh man, I work in ad ops at a large newspaper and I’m so glad this wasn’t me. When any of our teams are in playoffs we always have two different sets of creative to use. Someone has to stay up late and make sure to flip the right switch. The worst is when we have separate print ads because we have an entirely…

He looks airbrushed in so many photos. Does he wear makeup?

Uh, are we pretending this was an original idea?

I had a piece of shit Volkswagen Jetta that had so many weird problems. The lights on part of the dashboard stopped lighting up. The windshield wiper settings all stopped working, except for the full speed hyper fast setting, so I looked like a madman every time it slightly rained. So many major engine problems too.…

I flew from Oregon all the way to Denmark to visit my exchange student girlfriend. That's gotta be up there!

This would be better with the Airwolf theme.

Preemptively cutting off all comments from new yorkers that were about to chime in.

I hate you for making me aware these people exist

Stefan Urquelle, get it right!

KFC would have paid so much money for this stunt

I tried watching that video, but I just couldn't do it. 

That book was nuts. If I remember correctly there was also a story where they had a lady masturbate with a cordless phone while her father was on the other line

That was a really farfetched story from the beginning.

oh god, look at that.

+1 for Miami Connection. It is truly a horrible film, but in the best possible way. People that are too old playing high school students, ninjas, drugs, 80s band (with ninja songs), orphans?! this movie had it all. The pinnacle of so bad its good. How did this movie stay hidden for so long?

Jimmy Kimmels Karl Malone wasn’t that bad. Wouldn’t fly today but was anyone yelling at the TV when it aired?