Barefoot Contessa all the way, you guys.

Because she turned down Basic Instinct! Which is a good thing because (firstly Sharon Stone was incredible) if she played Catherine Tramell I'd probably watch that movie every single day of my life. Same goes for if she accepted Silence of the Lambs, Thelma and Louise, Evita… the list goes on.

I think everyone else is missing the point here. Michelle Pfeiffer is in this so naturally it's my most anticipated movie of the year. I'll take here where I can get her and her being in an Aronofsky movie is a pretty big deal.

I'm not at all ashamed to admit that my decades-old Janet Jackson sex playlist (yes, it's titled Janet Jackson Sex Playlist) is still my go-to. Some of her lyrics get downright pornographic but you still can't deny those sexy Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis grooves. From 'Someday is Tonight' and 'That's the Way Love Goes'…

Are we watching the same show???

Hands down LEDO'S Pizza in Countryside, Ill. Stock up on the napkins though. That shit greasy as hell.

Some of his music video spoofs are actually surprisingly funny and his two Degrassi parodies are hysterical.

One of the benefits of filming in Canada is the random Degrassi appearances. Hey, there's Jake Epstein (Craig)! And Elisa Moolecherry (Sydney)! 2 in 1 episode!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???

I'm not sure why The Fosters isn't your top pick every Monday. I find myself yelling "FOSTERS!!!!" at every commercial break just like I yelled "REVENGE!!!!!" every 5 minutes when Revenge was still on.

Weren't there talks of turning Friday the 13th into a TV Show? Would have to be better than whatever the hell Scream the TV series is supposed to be.

Oh my goodness, more Farscape for TVClubClassic. Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're almost done!

See………….. Grease 2, Hairspray, The Fabulous Baker Boys.

I've probably listened to it a gazillion times. Listen to "All for Laura". One of the most gorgeous songs he's every written.

It is! Danny Boyle is set to direct. Looks like they're going about it the same way they did Les Miz. 25th anniversary in London, Broadway revival, tour, and then movie adaptation.

Oh come on, not tuneless. I'm surprised you couldn't get those songs out of your head!

I'm for sure going to be in the minority here in the AVClub comment section and don't give a shit because this news makes me oh so very happy. I have no idea how they're going to do this but any mention of a musical adaptation makes me want to leap through the air like a Jellicle cat.

Hell ya TV Club Classic. Now is a good time to bring back Farscape and Gilmore Girls. Pretty please?

How cool would it be if they just hired a bunch of 90's actors to scheme with SMG? Would help its chances of being picked up.

They'd have to drag him out from his grave because he (spoiler alert from 15 years ago?) died in the movie. But this sounds pretty soapy so why not?