I sleep in my underwear or if it’s really cold, t-shirt and underwear (and blanket) but I still hate the feel of that thin sheet on top of me.

My mom used to make my bed with a top sheet when I was a kid and I would feel like I was suffocating under it. I always hated it. Bottom sheet, then me, then my blanket on top of me, that is what Jesus intended. Now the question is, why do you hate Jesus?