@Sean Incantalupo: Suckers. In Canada, a used 'Mog in decent running condition starts around $5000. There have been a ton imported here over the years, there's about a half-dozen running around on a daily basis in Whitehorse.

WANT.

@McMike: Why are there six pedals and only four directions?

Actually, there's a fair number of military vehicles that can be registered for American roads. British Ferret Armoured Cars are cheap, plentiful and perfectly legal.

It's ostentatious and ridiculous and a sign of everything that's wrong with the car industry and you damn Americans in general...and, yet, I kinda want one. I mean, it's the kind of vehicle I'd yell 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS!' at if I saw one, but at the same time, I'd totally keep one in a secluded garage to drive…

'40 horses and interior upgrades' is kind of understating changes. The new interior is on par with the best trim levels in the Grand Cherokee, and the Pentastar kicks the hell out of the weaksauce 3.8L.

@Dennen: You must have the world's worst Gamestops, then. I've worked for 3 seperate EBGames (The Canadian equivalent-same company, same everything save the sign over the door), dozens of different employees and managers, local and higher-up, and none of them have ever engaged in anything remotely shady with respect…

I don't care what I have to do for it, I will have this truck.

1959 Dodge. Looks very, very angry.

@spiegel1: Nah, all I can hear whenever I see one tear-assing around the desert is 'Sabotage' by the Beastie Boys.

@Mazarin: You say that like it's a bad thing.

@Quattro-luvr: Hey, that's the measurement standard I use for trunk size. My Jeep's trunk is only a half-hooker, but my old Crown Vic's trunk was at LEAST 5 hookers big.

Chrysler has 3 cars on this list. Remind me again why they're in trouble? Oh, yeah, because their good models are dogpiled by a dozen terrible ones.

I'm surprised that the Jeep Wrangler isn't on the list-I dunno about other people's Jeeps, but mine certainly can't go fast enough to speed.

My Jeep Wrangler. It's not normally scary, except when I need to take a turn at speed for whatever reason (Every time that happens, I think back to Starfox 64-'Do a barrel roll!').

Dammit, Ford, you're killing the Crown Victoria, THEN basically recreating it and moving production to the USA? Way to stick a knife in the workers of the St. Thomas plant and twist. #policecars

I saw a bumper sticker on the back of a rusty old Toyota pickup back home that said 'Buy Toyota! Countless African and Middle-Eastern militas can't be wrong!' #pickuptrucks