Beautiful place!

If you ever plan on doing any work yourself, even minor stuff like trim, be prepared for corners that are not 90 degrees and walls that are no longer flat.

I’d add mold into the Unsafe Materials section. While you might not find asbestos or lead in newer homes, mold can be found in any age of home and can cause lots of health problems. I would especially advise anyone doing a bathroom rework to plan for mold and then be happily surprised (and under budget) if you don’t…

Still trying to figure out how that’s not a balk?

I believe the word you’re looking for is “soirée”

She said she felt dizzy when she stood and had to be stretchered out of the hotel.

At least Monty Hall would have given his girlfriend the choice of which door to be thrown through.

his ideas are revolting, he’s a bigot and a demagogue and a charlatan and a grotesque grandstanding opportunist and all that, he reduces Christianity to a deodorizing spray for rank ignorance and entitled stupidity, and so on

“Islam is not a religion. It’s a violent blood cult, okay?” said 68-year-old veteran Hoyt Wood. “All they know is violence, that’s all they know.”

“Excuse me, my gun is up here."

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

This asshole just called Riley Cooper elite unironically and got 14 other idiots to like his comment. What a time to be alive.

This is a complete outrage. I don’t know how we as Americans can stand for this.