And look at that. Disquis logged me out of my AV Club profile, one last time.

I'm going to chalk that up to the poor reading comprehension and cognitive skills that make him believe he's holding his own here.

I think he's saying you should buy some cocaine.

Jaws launched a lot of very bad movies. Before there was 'Die Hard in a ___ ', there was 'Jaws that's a ____'. Off the top of my head, I can remember bears, piranhas and worms. All essentially having the same characters and plot.

Or just go to Internet Archive and listen to Grateful Dead shows.

I don't want to be 'The Smegmatrix' in non-AV Club discussions.

Disqus isn't letting me log in with my AV profile, and I'm goddamn Mad, Man.

They make tons of men like Clint, who act in movies showing how tough and lethal and independent they are and then go home to a mansion in Carmel.

I guess (being an idiot and all) I'm also going to need you to explain how your post was in any way a 'correction'.