Ad quality versus video quality. Every time. Fix your shit, Deadspin.

I don’t remember why, but in the third grade, I dared the class goofball to pull his pants all the way down at the urinal. He did, and took a nice long piss with his ass cheeks on full display.

What if it was actually the North Dakota coach who bet on his team, which would explain the desperate attempt to get one more bucket (and his motioning to the officials to count the final shot).

Oh, are we taking inventory now? Okay, let’s look at the “Top Deals” featured prominently on the page. I count:

Oh, are we taking inventory now? Okay, let’s look at the “Top Deals” featured prominently on the page. I count:

I guess all the content on this site is above criticism then?

I guess all the content on this site is above criticism then?

“Today’s Best Deals” = “Here’s a bunch of links to Amazon’s sales today”

“Today’s Best Deals” = “Here’s a bunch of links to Amazon’s sales today”

You sound like a fun guy.