Exactly! The ole trickle down economic plan. Rich people aren’t rich people, they are job creators and basically saints, really

I hate IU as much as the next guy, but both times Kentucky has been in the NIT, we didn’t play the games in Rupp Arena. I like the fact that blue blood programs shit all over the NIT. They should.

The way you made sure to tell me about the “hot cheerleaders” and how you drove home the fact you weren’t gay, makes me suspect that you were a boner tucker during practice

It’s all that suppressing of boners during matches that makes them so crazy

The only real problem I see is that he was driving while fucked up. Everything else sounds like a wild weekend in the making

Honestly, what was Cal supposed to do? Say “sure, these students are just so creative and original and you have to love getting yelled at while giving an interview”. He just walked away instead of making an incident

I love that he hashtags “white genocide” because it seems as though he has dated a couple non-white women. Really? He has such a low threshold for genocide, he must really get pissed about the holocaust or Rwanda

People are so strange to me. This guy voted for an idiot that was for shitting on the poor and extremely xenophobic, but then when something comes out that could mess with him or people that look/believe like him, that’s the line that’s too far

Those Curry’s were so arrogantly and insultingly awful. It was like UA figured “fuck em, they’ll buy these just because of Steph’s name. That’s what they did with Jordan’s, right?” I would feel bad if it didn’t feel like they deserve it for being such cocks

Getting hit by a bus isn’t on the list. It’s not an official list

90% of hockey fights are two dudes pulling on each other’s jerseys, swinging at nothing in particular, trying to pull the other one on the ice so the ref will step in. Hockey fighting is so overrated

Lane is fine as long as he has someone to kind of check him. When he’s on his own, he is a nightmare

Yes, because China taking our toy is totally analogous to Hitler’s Germany storming through Europe

YES! Because if there is anything we know for sure, it’s that poor people love being poor so much! I mean why have money when you could drown in poverty??

You may want to update your knowledge. It seems you’re stuck in a time when we were the only world power

Yes, let’s try to go to war with China! I mean they only have more money, more people, nuclear weapons, and a ruthless ally. What could go wrong? Why not have millions die just so we can feel like we’re still tough? You’re going to have to grow up and get used to the fact that we aren’t the only world power and we are…

Jesus, his eyes are crossed like Jordan guarding Iverson

What about big contracts are you not a fan of?

Drinking wine with your pets is not considered a party

The civilian version of mutually assured destruction, basically?