Man shut the fuck up

No.

The NFL and the Republican party are the only two places where brain trauma is ignored and marijuana use is demonized.

Bell is learning the hard way that when you put on that Pittsburgh Steelers uniform, they expect you to bee where you’re supposed to bee.

Agreed. I also have a theory that people who don’t drink before they are 21 never learn to drink shitty beer. Like, do I actively seek out Busch Light? No, but it tastes like memories and I still enjoy them on the beach or outside doing something because it's basically a water substitute. Adults who didn’t binge drink…

Ho. Lee. Shit.

You.

Nooo! Don’t say that! Where then will you post inane things like “I hate these free stories I keep voluntarily clicking/commenting on.”

After watching him and Peyton Manning in the Super Bowl, it makes sense that he’d get paid quarterback money.

“Agreed”.

With all the horrible stuff this past week, we are all in need of good news like this.

I think with singular occurrences, it is easy to “remember” it when what you really remember is that you saw video of it many, many times for the rest of your life. I’d think it would be very rare for a 3-4 year old to see the Berlin Wall come down and for it to be such a moment that they’d remember it forever. I…

While I have some very tenuous (very possibly false) memories from the San Francisco earthquake, my answer here is the breakup of the USSR. They led the nightly news with footage from Somewhere in Moscow of them lowering the hammer and sickle and raising the new Russian flag, and I can distinctly remember thinking…

Is...is that a word?

Well, that's a given. As Joan Rivers said "if you don't like it, be a proctologist, and nobody will want your autograph."

I even got one better. Turkeys are so fat (from their massive breast meat), that they can no longer physically breed and need to be artifically inseminated. So not only are they as stupid as chickens, they are so fat they can't even reproduce naturally. Now THAT'S worthless.