Lol you need to work on your reading comprehension and understanding of context clues, my dude

Waypoint had a good discussion about this yesterday. The long and short of it is that Microsoft likely isn’t necessarily interested in game dev qua game dev, so much as driving game distribution costs down while solidifying their stranglehold on a huge sales channel. If/as GamePass gets bigger, they can offer smaller…

So...why did mumbles click this link? The conclusions of the commenter are foregone. The overwhelming majority of their time on this review is almost certainly not interested in the review itself, just vaguely entertained by documenting their own holier than thou attitude

IIRC, the studio forced then to put him in for comic relief or some shit! He adds literally nothing and takes away from the action. First Poochie in cinema history

 Jacket is flame, you look great in it. Victorious article!

This HAS to be the nail in the coffin of the preposterous idea that consoles have a 5 year lifespan, right? Powerful chips aren’t going to become more prevalent any time soon, and it seems like both Sony and devs are aware that the PS5 isn’t the killer machine it was made out to be, nor that the install base is…

Oh hello, me. Fancy meeting you here

The devs have to do what the paymasters say, and the paymasters require a near-yearly release, expecting patches to work. Seems like the best solution is to simply . . . not buy it

I started nu God of War last weekend and so far, it might be my favorite game of all time

Is that separate from the school shooting stuff? IIRC they've reported that pretty well

If you’re dying to get the Switch Expansion Pack, it can’t be THAT hard to find an internet rando who will share a family plan with you, can it? Worked for me!

Uhhhhhhh not to mention the fact he TORTURED someone, basically for shits and gigs

I’m with you. Hard to be the holiday hero if it's unclear how you're supposed to eat it

Took the words right out of my mouth. This show is really good but REMARKABLY violent; Inosuke almost getting his head crushed was soooo squirmy. Kids shouldn't be watching this anyway!

I haven’t watched this yet, but does anyone else in the band bring someoneelse into the studio? I’ve never bought into the Yoko narrative but if she was the only non Beatle in the room, I’d be a bit pissed too

I’m going to cheat and collectively nominate the various chefs from the Redwall series. As a kid, I used to fold the pages where meals were happening because the food sounded so good: quince tarts! Various stews and savory pastries!

Agreed! I had a fucking BALL with Overwatch back in the day. Balance issues aside, it’s maybe the best team shooter of all time. A friend and I were playing it right up until all the Kotick news broke, at which point we dropped it immediately, but we were talking about whether we would feel good picking it back up if…

Walk off a bridge, dickhead

Bingo. Kinda funny that Valorant is falling victim to the same problems that hit Overwatch

Holy shit, you mean there's no such thing as ethical consumption in capitalism??? Everyone in your freshman English class is going to be shocked!