This is the "For sale: baby shoes. Never worn" of Kotaku comments. Perfection in a tight sentence

That IG photo is like Durst on the set of the Sabotage video. I hate it

... I get why FF9's characters might seem childish at 14, but PLEASE tell me you've seen the light since then

Army of Two was a good game! It was extremely fun for couch co-op and the sequel was even better! I would payat minimum $30 for a new Army of Two that had online coop!

My next gen console might be an Xbox entirely because GamePass is really enticing. At worst, it’s a ton of demos for games I'm interested in; part of the reason I held off for so long on trying a Souls game is bc I had no idea if I would have the patience for something like that

Hmmm where are you getting that from?

Two issues with this: first, the game doesn’t mention that the blunderbuss is slower than the pistol for parrying purposes; I had to look up guides to find that out. Second, the music box is RIDICULOUSLY unreliable imo. Last time I played, I used it twice and it didn’t do squat

I know everyone says this about Soulborne games but let me tell you: as someone who absolutely ADORES Lovecraftian visuals, creeping dread, and general oppressiveness but also someone who banged his head against Father Gascoigne for a fucking week straight, I would absolutely embrace a slider that let me throttle down…

Tbh it reads like CCP is trying to move players away from the endless war while also making a quick buck. All of the issues mentioned are ones that every nation waging war has faced; monetizing it is a pretty clever way to incent players into stopping the war

I can't believe there are this many people who saw "shareholders meeting" and simply CAN'T BELIEVE Nintendo executives wouldn't be totally upfront about games they play

I’m trying to see how it could be “clear” that R&C influenced Odyssey. It’s a great game but the only similarity is that they're platformers

Hey, I sent you a shitty comment in response to your original post, mainly bc it was missing elaboration like this. I disagree with basically everything you wrote (like, if polish were that easy to pull off, why is nearly every other company so bad at it?), but it at least gives reasons instead of unleashing a hot taek

They were on a business call. Their responses have the potential to shift the market. Going beyond pinnacles of the genre like Pac Man could be interpreted to lose the company

The world had been holding its breath, waiting for your taek on whether Nintendo Games Are Good. Thank you for letting us move forward

There isn’t a single union negotiating FOR a salary cap, stop lying. They ACCEPT salary caps in order to secure higher minimum wages and other similar concessions

I definitely don’t fully agree with Matt’s generous interpretation, but there’s a glimmer of truth there. But why exactly should we care about what happens to our heroes if everything is recursive and therefore meaningless? Sure, it’s got some solid moments but it’s hard to say why bother telling a story where…

This movie is astoundingly funny. Had to wipe tears a few times; the denouement of the mailman storyline is making me giggle right now

This is legitimately the stupidest argument that keeps getting made. THEY STARTED DEVELOPMENT ON IT NEAR THE BEGINNING OF THE PS4 ERA. They easily had the capabilities to optimize it for the FAR larger consumer base that PS4 represents but said fuck it anyway. Also, they actively beat the drum for the PS4 saying it…

One of the smarter things Sony has done is release the retcon Ratchet & Clank for free over the summer. I never would have bought that game but ended up having a fucking ball with it and now I desperately want a PS5 to play Rift Apart

If you’re going to refer to the Kent State gun girl, you should also mention that she shit her pants