I heard that a PC can run any game on high quality and doesn't need to be upgraded ever. Not only that, you can get a top-of-the-line gaming rig for half the price of what some loser pays for a PS4.

Have we already forgotten the lessons of "G.I. Jane"?

That's what he gets for being on a super white label. They're probably just afraid of him, having never dealt with black people that aren't panhandlers or security guards.

"it's probably the best show left on USA"

I hate it when CBS locks me in to a half hour of jacking it every week. It gives me blisters

Today in class I learned that most slave owners were nice men who sometimes married their slaves and let them have tea with other slaves and slaves were freed by Canadians who looked like Brad Pitt and there were white slaves too. Oh, and black people who lived in the north were treated as equals and owned nice…

Stewart had to blow some Persian dude in the MTV shipping office, is what I heard. Colbert just had to finger Amy Sedaris behind a dumpster.

Chelsea Handler insists that she is 39 years old, yet refuses to produce a birth certificate.

So, all of a sudden, Adam is an actor, Hannah got a job at GQ, and they resolved the Adam's sister drama - all off camera? I had to search the internet because I figured I missed an episode. I imagine that next week Hannah and Adam will have a two year-old daughter.

I don't know how I'm going to break this to my parents

Seth! Ahhhhhahhhhhhhhh! He's our hero!

Yeah, I guess I am asking for a lot to listen to a streaming song without having to give away my personal information. Good point. I'll probably need to give them my SSN if I want to listen to two songs.

Can you post this cool story in Haiku now?

I like the other way that you delivered this completely uninteresting fact about yourself much more.

Is there a link to this song that doesn't require that I hand over my email address or sign in through Facebook?

I thought your name was Gentile Herpes. Why isn't your name Gentile Herpes?

This is the first I'm hearing of Kevin Hart but, from the trailers, I just assumed that Chris Tucker had changed his name

It would be interesting to see it remade with an African American actor

Ugh, it's too early for this. Tell it to your film studies class, Ebert.

I had to read the first sentence of this review five times until I realized my reading comprehension was fine. Thanks for wasting my times.