Sounds like a French remake of "Career Opportunities" to me.

don't forget the mafia subplot that went nowhere. It's almost like Benchley was on a coke binge, forgot which book he was writing, wrote some chapters, and then woke up the next morning and went back to the shark story.

But what if you die while masturbating yourself like Robin Williams?

Is Reddit going to lose its shit over this like they did when they added women to Ghostbusters?

The post credits sequence in Kong: Skull Island seemed to suggest that it will be Rodan, Mothra and King Ghidorah. Which kind of sucks because Mothra is the worst. Ma La LA!

You can't fire the diversity hire!

My friend met Sinbad once and didn't say anything.

Do you mean that guy from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" or, if you're of the generation to prefer it, "3 Ninjas Knuckle Deep"

No. the takeaway from this is that the women who come out with stories of sexual assault against famous people were likely complicit in the assault, forced only through subtle manipulation. In other words, when you're famous, they let you grab 'em by the pussy.

The patient at the end who went into shock played Raj on "What's Happenin'?" and "What's Happenin' Now?"

Did the GOP even realize that he was in office?

No one from Philly ever said "Hoagie SANDWICH"

Agreed! Let's watch Jersey Boys tonight

So are we still pretending that Eastwood's still directing his films?

My grandkids want me to take them on Saturday and since their dad only comes sniffing around when my daughter gets her paycheck it looks like I'll be the one to do it. I remember the first time they remade it and they replaced Forrest Tucker with the kid from Stripes and got rid of the gorilla. People were up in arms.…

Bet his parents think those vaccines were a great idea now! Ha! Good thing he's got all that "Boy Meets World" money.

My problem was more in the "how to get Hannah to deliver a "you know what I learned this season on Girls" personal growth speech without it seeming contrived - but wasn't it really obvious? I mean, I kept thinking about how this was the 2010's answer to Doogie Howser and Carrie Bradshaw typing on their computer at the…

1) Hannah's monologue at "The Moth" only has resonance and makes sense if you've been watching the show, which I doubt that audience had. That whole scene made me cringe.

Then let's just call it Men in Black Men and call it a day.

Seriously? Didn't we already learn a lesson from AfterM*A*S*H*? You can't go back to the well.