Red Bull, French Fries, and ummmm Marb Reds.

Aunt Viv: “Will... Will...WILL! I’m talking to you! Pay attention to your aunt when she’s talking to you, boy!”

Great! Now get him to shut the fuck up until the convention and then until after election night.

Just 499 more to go, Joan.

A bunch of talentless white musicians stealing from a black blues artist?

I’m a Democrat and I voted for him twice (I was in my twenties then), but now I think he’s a rapist (I think Juanita Broaddrick told the truth) and almost certainly was involved in Epstein’s crimes. Plus which, in hindsight I see that what I thought of as just “infidelity” with Monica Lewinsky, which I considered a…

In the video, Maggie is wearing a Mets shirt (which is technically classified as a Confederate monument because it celebrates a “lost cause”)

For those of you wondering what soccer is, it’s that sport where they throw bananas on the field whenever there are Black players on the team.

Kind of feel like that should be “WANNABE NERDS.”

This isn’t answering the question.

Is there a Fort Sherman in Georgia, I feel like Georgia needs a Fort Sherman. And that it holds an annual Georgia Barbecue Fair.

Oh no what will Dabo Swinney and Nick Saban do without unpaid labor to exploit to make millions all under the guise of “helping young men better themselves.” The economic impact of losing College Football may well cripple some of these universities. Family members and friends that I know have been told to brace for an…

The FBI reported 48 non-accidental police officer deaths in 2019...across every single local, state and federal department or agency in this country of nearly 330,000,000 people. Forty-eight. In 31 states there were none killed, zero, zilch, nada. Yet pigs constantly frame the public who they’re supposed to be…

If my weekly Dungeons & Dragons game isn’t essential, then neither is anyone else’s.

There’s a big difference between putting a bounty on opposing players and paying off a fine that you thought was undeserved.

Hello, white guy Mike S! Welcome to the “Holy Shit, We Suck!” club. Please pick up your complimentary T-shirt on your way out.

Michael Jackson could reach things up on slightly higher shelf.

The thing I find most interesting about Kobe is that he was accused of rape, yes, which he quite probably committed, yes. But he also seemed to genuinely admit guilt and reflect on the experience in order to reach a better understanding of ideas of consent. In recent years he’s been one of the basketball world’s most…

Plane crashes are like a minute or so of panic and then death. I want them in a prison hospice with nothing to watch but CNN, with journalists, politicians, etc lamenting what an absolute nightmare it has been to clean up the mess the Trumps left. Everything from international diplomats saying there are now signs…