TL:DR: Come for the Queens, best not miss.

my company is not particularly well managed, but whether they are a little ahead of the game or do not want to get sued, I can call out at 7:50 with no excuse, my boss doesn’t even ask why. Just do not run out of PTO.

Responsibilities for what and to whom? If you are unable to perform any job to an adequate level of performance, for any reason due to health, it will be there tomorrow. If it is not, it is not that important anyway, not really.

I would recommend looking into forming a union.

First off, I do not have the genes to be an elite athlete. I have not been training daily since preadolescence. I do not have the singular mindset to hone those skills to be the literal BEST ever. I do not have the wherewithal to sacrifice every ligament in my body to achieve the unachievable. I do not have the…

Trucks could only deliver on Sunday. Popeye's and bojangles have plenty of sauce. 

And the bulk majority identify as Christians. 

I would roll up at the Amazon picket line with 10 stacks and start handing them out like candy.

If you are willing to date a white person, you are willing to date a racist. As you mentioned, there is a scale, but growing up white in amerikkka means that on some level you are. I work every day to be a little less, but I will likely go to my grave trying to squeeze the last little bit out of my pinky toe (racism…

Can we not get more of "the bridge " instead?

I fucking hate guns, and I hate that I live in a world that necessitates that I have them. What the fuck am I paying taxes for? Hopefully some modicum of civilization

i live in a state where getting guns, (and a CCW) is laughably easy. I happen to have guns due to a regrettable libertarian phase. Never bothered with a CCW, because if I have unlocked and loaded the weapon, the unlawfully concealed charge will be a small addendum on the charges that inspired me to feel the act was…

Until it is level 5 and the equivalent of having a driver, I don’t want anything besides the sideview giving a blindspot warning light.

Fuck Joe Manchin with a rusty coal pick. He's been scamming WV since I can remember. Sorry he now has something to say about the state of the nation. 

A true platinum plan would be no cover on the weekend and free brunch buffet Monday-Thursday with 2 for 1 drinks and dances, good until 4 PM. (Might be better named the bronze plan, upon reflection)

I think they will disappear him. The optics and continued discourse are too bad. He is about to have an unfortunate boating experience. 

Cue the barbie funeral pyres in 3, 2, 1....

For me, apart from the previously mentioned idiots, I am driving 10 miles a week, instead of 100 miles a day.

Attractive cashier at the liquor store with crown royal purple bag mask - hot.

I realize this is WAY off the reservation. But are there not better than even odds this is a alt right terrorist cosplaying as a “thug”?

As an experienced hitter of deer. You know it is a deer. In this case, I believe it was an f150, so it would have bounced off the front and into the field of the headlights. Once arriving at home, front of vehicle would be full of fur and other deer parts.