Government help? I can't stand this socialism. I read in the bible once, you reap what you sow. Grab some bootstraps.

Its West By Gawd Virginia, you midwestern dough boy.

Most of these halfwits are professors because they can't hack it in real life. Some academic success, absolute failure in industry, sweet fallback into a fiefdom with little or no repercussions. Probably because their daddy has a building named after him on campus.

I’ll put it on Nike, because it is the most visible, but the brands have figured out that it is more profitable to send these shit stains away than take their money.

I wonder if he is still sore about mr. Bridges cashing all those F&F checks?

More suited for the presidency, right?

This is why I don't bake. +/- 10% is about all I can handle. 

Jump, jump!

Put a kneecapping stick the floor and a third pedal. I would find the money. New.

Lexington VA in particular, and Rockbridge county in general, is a strange place. I’m from West By Gawd, and every time I went home I joked with mom that i was coming back to the big city and civilization (we have a Kohl’s and Olive Garden). Home of VMI and Washington and LEE university. Hell they have a monument to…

Fuck Joe Manchin. I saw him speak in 94 when he was just treasurer. He has always been a carrier of shitpails, and ain’t much changed. He is on the hook for coal robber barons. WV is a banana republic, always has been, and it seems like it is catching.

All he is, and will ever will be, is a coal baron with quirks and no dirt on his hands. Ain’t nobody on that line with shares. The company doesn’t care for you. you should see the looks on the faces when I interview newbies fresh out of college. When we get sold and stripped for parts, your loyalty and long hours…

Trump has actually lost it. As you said, Bezos is a real billionare, probably in the top 25 most powerful people on Earth. Truth to be told, I am looking to how this goes down.

Jim Brown, one of the best football players ever. Cool dude, probably a bit of a stretch.

Mr. Harriot,

I can’t even imagine. Without the short breath, the sweat, the unintended farts (both sides) ((who am I kidding)), glazed eyes, and work to satisfy your partner. I’ve got a hand and pornhub for me, if and and that’s what I want.

Anyone who goes to a Colts game should be refunded their money. Or at least given the opportunity to peruse Irsay’s personal stash on their way out.

Make sure you get half up front and half in escrow, released upon delivery.

I am that guy, never thought about it before. Probably another outgrowth of my privilege. But whenever my (not white) girlfriend comes over, blinds are flipped. Keep being accused of being an exhibitionist. No one needs to see that, and yet here we are.

Every time I go for a good and proper ride with my love in my 68 Chevy, bench seat, three on the tree, I let her know that if we crash, we need to die. I am not up for being maimed.