Holy fuck. Every day for a week I wake up and think it can’t be any worse. And then it is! Every fucking day.

L fucking 7. Not proud to say I found them on Beavis and Butthead. But goddamn.

Robbie Fowler could keep him in line.

Papers please.

No beer bong? Weak sauce. Let’s go Mountaineers!

god help me jezebel, we are fucking pussies.

I obsess about cars I’ve had and want back. 84 Accord that I went on dates with. 78 Ford with the knee breaker shifter for the poor bastard riding middle coming down into 4th. 2008 Z for the first car I financed with money I didn’t have. The Z and the Ford I could probably locate. A sightly crusty Honda is a unicorn,…

Same as Corona and Cuervo. God we are suckers...

I’m late to the party, and many have been here longer. But I just wanted to to say that after jalop, I check you guys before gawker and deadspin. Everyone on the staff at Jez is superlative. Hope the changes don’t change too much, but we all know better. Wish everyone the best in the future, no matter what it brings.…

Good people with good guns.

Tobacco is tobacco, and should be regulated as such. I’m not here to quibble with adult smokers who have used vaping as a smoking mitigation or cessation technique.

Understood, at time of lease, maintain as was. Maybe paint and make sure the parking lot stays sealed and the roof doesn’t leak. Multimillion dollar upgrades and improvements without a share of the cut?

As someone born and raised in West by Gawd, who declines to live there anymore, the only thing I find offensive is that anyone would find Maricopa County a preferable alternative.

These people are worse than soccer fans arguing that it is a contact sport. And we are insufferable.

Though we probably don’t agree on much else, I can ride with this whiskey rock and roller.

Sheets are wholly owned by one family. Two brothers, I think. Unless things have changed. Sure to be corrected if they have.

“I drink and I know things.”

Lawd jesus is correct in this context.

Tommy Smyth, the literal worst...

Dana understands its a game being played by young boys. As a result, my poor Mountaineers will probably never be all that good, but I will always love him for his approach. That, and the DIP he got outside of one of our casinos. If you get a DIP in West By Gawd, you have had a very good evening...