L fucking 7. Not proud to say I found them on Beavis and Butthead. But goddamn.

Robbie Fowler could keep him in line.

Papers please.

No beer bong? Weak sauce. Let’s go Mountaineers!

god help me jezebel, we are fucking pussies.

I obsess about cars I’ve had and want back. 84 Accord that I went on dates with. 78 Ford with the knee breaker shifter for the poor bastard riding middle coming down into 4th. 2008 Z for the first car I financed with money I didn’t have. The Z and the Ford I could probably locate. A sightly crusty Honda is a unicorn,…

I’m late to the party, and many have been here longer. But I just wanted to to say that after jalop, I check you guys before gawker and deadspin. Everyone on the staff at Jez is superlative. Hope the changes don’t change too much, but we all know better. Wish everyone the best in the future, no matter what it brings.…

Good people with good guns.

Understood, at time of lease, maintain as was. Maybe paint and make sure the parking lot stays sealed and the roof doesn’t leak. Multimillion dollar upgrades and improvements without a share of the cut?

As someone born and raised in West by Gawd, who declines to live there anymore, the only thing I find offensive is that anyone would find Maricopa County a preferable alternative.

These people are worse than soccer fans arguing that it is a contact sport. And we are insufferable.

Though we probably don’t agree on much else, I can ride with this whiskey rock and roller.

Sheets are wholly owned by one family. Two brothers, I think. Unless things have changed. Sure to be corrected if they have.

Lawd jesus is correct in this context.

Tommy Smyth, the literal worst...

Dana understands its a game being played by young boys. As a result, my poor Mountaineers will probably never be all that good, but I will always love him for his approach. That, and the DIP he got outside of one of our casinos. If you get a DIP in West By Gawd, you have had a very good evening...

It would be a little bit easier to swallow if they were paying taxes. I miss the late model roar of my local 3/8 dirt track. Sounds like freedom.

Drank it all the time as an exchange student in Spain. Cheap box wine, 2 liter, and hash joints in the square. I would warn you about the hangover, but I can’t recall if I was ever sober enough to get one.

I could give two shits about Mou. What we need understand is that the rules have been adjusted. When Tony Adams, Martin Keonh (sp), Franco Baresi, Roy Keane, Patrick Viera, and all the hard men were pushed from the game, in their world, Costa would have been settled. On another note, Ronaldo and Messi would both be on…

If you aren’t cheating, you aren’t trying. And I hate v-dubs. Fix the semi-trucks, then we can work on second order issues like personal vehicles. I daily drive a Mazda 6, excellent mileage. Weekend a 68 chevy stepside in line 6, that I work. When does the balance of an inefficient existing vehicle intersect with the…