I wasn’t but I was doing exactly what this guy is talking about. I was checking to see if there was any ownership documents so that I could try to contact the owner and see if he was interested in selling, or his next of kin if he was dead. I was able to calm him down and I just started talking to him and he was…

Where do you live? I want to steal your car

You know you’re a dumbfuck if you’re agreeing with David Spade.

not catching negativity from Edible and since casual reading for a lot of Jalops is a Chilton’s sarcasm is rarely witnessed in the printed form.

Why wouldn’t you want that to be real????

Reagan started the whole trend, and it just gets bigger as the media encroaches on everything. Has little to do with the current president himself.

I’m glad Canada finally came to their senses after the last guy. Now America needs to follow suit, elect an actual progressive, and clear out about 55% of Congress, replace them with people like Elizabeth Warren (yeah, not going to happen).

Go ahead and list the things he’s done that have ENRAGED you. I bet you can’t get to three before flat out making shit up.

You don’t fuck with Uncle Joe.

This is our President driving an iconic American muscle car.

She needs to get a phone book to sit on...

I thought this was pretty cool, even though I don’t agree with his policies or politics and generally consider Barack Hussein Obama to be a total fucking ass-clown, and a failure.

World leader Figurehead.

I am not trolling, I swear. But what does Obama say that you disagree with so much that that disagreement defines your understanding of him? I mean, seriously. Who, I guess I’m asking, would have more possibly defined, for you, a less regrettable situation?

Somehow this violates the constitution. Because Benghazi. This is all part of Obama’s plan to take our guns and hide them in a Corvette so he can import Muslims to kill us all. Study it out, sheeple.

Eventually the conservatives members of my family will send something very similar to this to me on Facebook. Zero irony…

I’m sure there are major security concerns for President Obama to leave the White House grounds, and S.S. was not about to entertain that request from Jerry Seinfeld. Besides, to deploy a full security detail for the President to be out and about to drive around the D.C. Area would cost hundreds of thousands of…

Jerry looks like a dork no matter what he drives.

Dear America,

Admit it, you’re still pissed off that they took COMDEX away. Sure it was pointless and full of software nerds, but it was the only time they’d let us take a company sponsored vacation...to see scantily clad women try to sell us accounting software and tell us all about their rack mounted servers.

Exactly. My kids love Obama, because he reaches out to them in ways that really make the connection. I think it’s a smart move to engage with the newer generations of voters on a platform they appreciate. I feel like Americans don’t need a stuffy, aristocratic supreme leader. We need someone smart who can deal with…