Marathons are all about race, bro.

“Mano-a-mano” means hand-to-hand.

On this bleak, bleak day, with so much talk about gross politicians having sex, this is the purest, most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

While it’s not my favorite, I do love the Huffington Post for adding this at the bottom of every article about Trump:

Which, of course, is the reigning philosophy of every one of his comments.

But wait! Which is which?

I dont think theres ever been a time that you could drive up to a Country Club driving a Ranchero and NOT be asked to mow the lawn.

Wow... those two cars are just all kinds of horrible.

I think this is why, when Jimmy Carter was asked a few weeks ago whether he preferred Trump or Cruz, he said Trump. They are both abominations but Cruz is deadly serious and believes he can do no wrong. It certainly does not mean, as the brainless TV talking head said, that Carter supports Trump.

I have posted my story of meeting Ted Cruz here in Houston at our local Walgreen’s several times before on Jezebel but it bears repeating. He lives a few blocks away and this was early in his Senate career. He came in, got whatever he needed and openly yelled that another register wasn’t open. He was three people…

Cruz is absolutely more dangerous for two reasons: First, Cruz is smart and deliberate, two things you’d never accuse Trump of. I was talking to my cousin who has seen Cruz up close (had to work with/against him when he was Solicitor General) and he says the man is extremely bright, focused and knows how to accomplish…

They’re equally scary, just in different ways.

I’m picturing this as the Fiorina supporter-

Bad Lip Reading’s YouTube channel did a PERFECT (and profoundly creepy) imitation of his voice in their GOP debate video.

His speeches are exactly like a Pentecostal service I got dragged to where they sang songs about believing in God and worshipping God to gain financial success. It was so blasphemous and I just stood there staring at everyone in disgust. Seriously, worship God and you will get a second home, the love of God will get…

Thanks for this report, scary as it is. The postcard thing is especially mystifying. For starters, are we seriously supposed to put our social security number on a postcard and put it in the mail?

Agreed. Cruz is more dangerous than Trump in my opinion. It’s both that Cruz believes what he says, but also that he believes God is behind his entire life. He believes God made him a politician. I can’t even imagine that kind of arrogance, but there it is.

He’s Brother Justin from Carinivale. Don’t know why I didn’t see it before.

“Chunking.” One of the first things I noticed about Ted Cruz, and it has bugged the crap out of me ever since.

He speaks in the five-words-then-pause cadence of a smug high school debate-club champion. It grates, it grates.