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Marathons are all about race, bro.

“Mano-a-mano” means hand-to-hand.

Well said. Unfortunately, even if he loses this time, the hate and evil that he has dredged up is not going away any time soon. Hitler lost his first election, and even spent a few years in prison, before ultimately rising to power. Drumpf, or some other evil person spewing the same hate and evil, might come back in…

if you listen he does describe his plans, and it’s consistent.

On this bleak, bleak day, with so much talk about gross politicians having sex, this is the purest, most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

History is more at our collective fingertips now than it ever was. Our political reality probably isn’t anything remotely new in this country (historians probably put some sheep’s clothing on some of our wolves). The silver lining is that we all get to exercise our freedom of speech on all sorts of national platforms.…

While it’s not my favorite, I do love the Huffington Post for adding this at the bottom of every article about Trump:

Which, of course, is the reigning philosophy of every one of his comments.

But wait! Which is which?

I dont think theres ever been a time that you could drive up to a Country Club driving a Ranchero and NOT be asked to mow the lawn.

Wow... those two cars are just all kinds of horrible.

I think this is why, when Jimmy Carter was asked a few weeks ago whether he preferred Trump or Cruz, he said Trump. They are both abominations but Cruz is deadly serious and believes he can do no wrong. It certainly does not mean, as the brainless TV talking head said, that Carter supports Trump.

I have posted my story of meeting Ted Cruz here in Houston at our local Walgreen’s several times before on Jezebel but it bears repeating. He lives a few blocks away and this was early in his Senate career. He came in, got whatever he needed and openly yelled that another register wasn’t open. He was three people…

Cruz is absolutely more dangerous for two reasons: First, Cruz is smart and deliberate, two things you’d never accuse Trump of. I was talking to my cousin who has seen Cruz up close (had to work with/against him when he was Solicitor General) and he says the man is extremely bright, focused and knows how to accomplish…

Bad Lip Reading’s YouTube channel did a PERFECT (and profoundly creepy) imitation of his voice in their GOP debate video.

He’s Brother Justin from Carinivale. Don’t know why I didn’t see it before.

“Chunking.” One of the first things I noticed about Ted Cruz, and it has bugged the crap out of me ever since.

He speaks in the five-words-then-pause cadence of a smug high school debate-club champion. It grates, it grates.

Updated to include potential fringiness.