I’m suffering a seizure about that due to my obsessive need for order & alignment. That needs fixing.

and you don’t work in tech

your last paragraph there, that whole scenario is perfect, hough we’d lose you in the process. How about a repurposed suicide martyr to peg Cruz or Rubio — he’d get a lad of heavenly virgins and we get to x-off a couple more asshats.

What a beautiful thought — it makes his departure so much more enjoyable. Didn’t he call Houston his hometown?

I do not smell of pee and am graced with social skills that far exceed most mens hosiery — do I get to the head of the line? Perhaps not, but I’m worried that your threshold for bangability should be reconsidered and perhaps more discriminating.

I’m surprised no one else has ripped you a new one. Endeavor was a trim level — the one that got you heated leather seats, better instrument panel, wood grain accents, and such. So stifle it on calling out folks stupidity — do a little research yourself.

that’s the spirit — be proud of both the car and your manhood.

while they mention your too small a penis

What? You gonna give up rolling with Cup O Noodles so you can get soaked by Hans & Frans for a tune-up. You’re smarter than that.

“cure” aging? Interesting nonsensical statement. How is aging a sickness? At what age would aging be cured? While one is a child, a young adult, an empty nester, ... when? From the moment of fertilization aging of the organism is part & parcel to living. Every living thing ages so the only permanent cure, the cure to…

you know that for a fact? He merely repackaged banal nostrums with as much relevance as the kitten “Hang In There” poster and I would bet anything he’d throw a major hissy if he didn’t get his 1st class upgrades.

Dude sporting a cravat or an ascot? I mean one is OK but the other is just too damn fancy.

you haven’t followed him very long have you? Millionaires/billionaires has been part of his message for at least last decade. Used to be just millionaires but with the Kochs, Adelson, and others fucking buying gov’t he had to raise the cap.

Put her way out in front in case of bears. Those grizzlies will run when they hear a booming “and you get a car, and you get a car” ringing through the glen.

you noticed that too. Hell there’s more diversity in a bag of marshmallows. What gives?

um, yeah ... what kind of rock were you living under? You think boob jobs are a 90s thing?

what’s with this disrespecting a-hole grandkid pulling the look but don’t touch — you let Grammy in to check out that bench, right now.

was wondering if this was product placement in “Madea’s Family Reunion” or one of those flix

gotta follow his Twitter:

I wanna see somebody rock a fun little 2-seat roadster from a old Prius. Why the hell not?