dongdraper
DongDraper
dongdraper

um, yeah ... what kind of rock were you living under? You think boob jobs are a 90s thing?

what’s with this disrespecting a-hole grandkid pulling the look but don’t touch — you let Grammy in to check out that bench, right now.

was wondering if this was product placement in “Madea’s Family Reunion” or one of those flix

gotta follow his Twitter:

I wanna see somebody rock a fun little 2-seat roadster from a old Prius. Why the hell not?

SS no-sag SAG! Now I got “Touch me, touch me, touch me ... I wanna be touched” playing in my head.

one guy in the hard hat and all of them in suits & ties — seems some damn odd longshoreman.

just a min ... gotta leave a note for the ass that parked this PoS on the fairway

Yo, Elon got map pockets in his S? Didn’t think so —

wonder if Trump will add the Cain-iac to his cabnet as Sec. Of State? That would be fun.

The Donald didn’t get himself a new ISIS killing toy under his Christmas tree like Rubio so she’s giving it up for the wrong gun stud.

naw, you’re exactly correct. White gives no depth, very hard to discern body sculpting when coupled with lack of contrast. Interior overwhelms with gadgetry. Toyota Avalon had about correct # of switches & buttons for the senile set — they just wanna piss off gramps and cause him to vote Cruz.

I’d pet it all night long

A lot of “ifs” so I’mma go watch Man in the High Tower and ponder your supposes ...

Dunno, but check out the roof mounted RV AC unit — you know he rides chill in that buggy.

were you in Vegas? If so I thinks you met our favorite poster of the day.

um duh ... DMCVegas ranting about what he reads on DeLorean forums.

and for fucks sake stay off his lawn, and stop drawing dicks on cars, and turn down that crappy rappy music you play too loud, and pull up your damn jeans — no one wants to see butt crack, and ... wtf is “legally stole?”

A Jeb episode would be awesome. Jerry puts Jeb in a repeat of the DeLorean and when it breaks down the can flash the “Jeb Can Fix It” banner and then finish the remaining 15 mins with scenes of an exasperated pissed-off Jeb trying to figure out the hood release.

you’re right, Seinfeld looks smarter in a Porsche but its his show, what you gonna do?