The overhead bin, where luggage is supposed to go.

Let’s face it, 240 years was a pretty good, if not unprecedented, run for any republic. Now you’re all set for a despotic banana republic. Good luck with it.

You had the same deal last year. I bought one. Set it up after Thanksgiving. It snowed four days later, the green laser broke and never started working again.

You had the same deal last year. I bought one. Set it up after Thanksgiving. It snowed four days later, the green…

No, because laser lights are stupid and tacky and make your house look like shit. Just stop it.

No, because laser lights are stupid and tacky and make your house look like shit. Just stop it.

I’ve flown twice in the last few weeks and my question is what can a passenger do to protect themselves from the morons at security who can’t decide what they want? I had the exact same thing happen in both Málaga and Amsterdam where I followed instructions to the letter, was sent through the scanner, and then the…

Moon Olympics starting 2028. Every Olympic country has to chip in to construct the venues, and we can keep holding it there every four years and just tell people that now it’s on a different part of the moon that they’ve never seen before. Practically pays for itself.

Thanks for the tip - I will definitely look into that.

I actually just google image search random objects but was wondering about art sites myself. I was considering starting my own instagram page for my artwork, but am definitely in need of figuring out place to go for inspiration.

I’ve found that personally, the best tactic is to know what you can afford and go with that final number in mind before any car is even looked at. Also, secure financing for yourself ahead of time - if you do that it hamstrings their ability to con you with talk of monthly payments. I’ve gotten great rates from my…

“...it’s an astonishing admission—someone who actually wants to participate in Trump’s inauguration.”

Not if you have worked out an agreement with your partner that you can fuck the barista and still continue your relationship. Communication is key.

Thank you! I’m doing that now actually- resting and looking for inspiration for sketches for later on. And the pups are keeping me warm - even the little one is oddly behaving.

They keep trying to have them, but they never make enough money to last most places.

“Regulars” might, but most men don’t.

Good question. I can’t even remember the last time that happened. I think I mostly nap? Uninterrupted sleep is a luxury I don’t get often. But I’m following because I need some self-care ideas!

Sign that I am becoming An Old: I got a new refrigerator and I am inordinately excited about it. It’s not even a fancy one! It’s just new and clean and doesn’t smell weird or have colonies of new life growing in the back... and so far has a consistent temperature. You know, things that make a refrigerator good at…

Huh... I wonder what studies they did to come to this. Did they include polyamorous couples?

I’m Poly, I’m on a month to month lease, actually most of the contracts in my life could be torn up on a moments notice because they are all renewed on such short cycles now. Yet I consistently have longer relationships…

One of my sisters was hit on by a guy, who was not one of the strippers, at a male strip club. I’m guessing he went there looking to hook up with women from bachelorette parties.  

A 55" 1080p Roku TV for $330. What a world we live in.

A 55" 1080p Roku TV for $330. What a world we live in.

If we all just offer up enough Thoughts and Prayers (tm), we’ll never have another mass shooting again.