Double Cab: Available with an 8.1 foot bed.

I try to keep the turbo under 15 psi to save gas.

I’m not. It’s almost completely futile to combat an enormous, global problem on a decentralized, individual basis. Example:

I use that same tankbag and put typed out directions on a piece of paper!

From the ad:

Toyota HiLux, obviously:

I like 3rd base...

Neutral: Minor league baseball is a great first-date night. If any of you are still single, it’s fun, cheap, the food is... not going to be a topic of discussion.

Everyone post your best speeding ticket!
I got pulled over doing 91 in a 65. In Nebraska, 26 over gets you a willful reckless or some such charge. The Statie was cool though and wrote me up for 87. He also took a dip of my Skoal Cherry (give me a break, it was the late 2000's and I was experimenting).

Third speeding ticket in 11 years? I think I had three before my 17th birthday.

Nissan Senta

If we’re gonna bring on the flaming, let’s do it right:

It’s the Prius for sure.

You wanna get your a$$ kicked? Because this is how you get your a$$ kicked.

Hey, what’s a guy gotta do to get shot in the face around here??

I read through twice and see no mention of his getting free labor? 

God damn it, this was a real missed opportunity to make a spirit called Captain Sloe Gin

VW Beetle

Well, I did nazi that coming