Stealing purses eh? Would you say he was a Louisville Mugger?!

Yea but as a minor, the baby would probably get off with just a slap on the wrist and some raspberries on the belly.

“The notion that people who buy used cars are financial worse off than those who buy new ones is probably fair enough, but to say that used car buyers will maintain their cars significantly worse than those who bought the 20-year-old car new is also just an assumption, and is highly dependent upon the individuals.”

We’re all watching a predator at work.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

To be fair, a sizeable rock in the road can back up traffic anywhere.

I’m holding out for the 18.65 foot Lincoln that has the rear entertainment system known as My Ford’s Theater. It even includes a fold out booth so you can sneak right up to the back row.

Goddamn, son. You have fucking issues.

This is the thing when you engine swap and heavily modify very desirable classics (or even that 914 from a few weeks back), they cease to be the original desirable classic. Then they transition into trying to be as good as much newer used cars that are safer, more comfortable, more reliable and won’t confuse the heck…

What? You expect these autonomous car jokes to just write themselves?

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

The car has been in the works since 2013, and, in all of its wildly expensive glory, is kind of strange looking ugly as sin.

What a fucking idiot.

Fat-free milk is udderly ridiculous.

When I “left” McDonalds, they gave me a stack of frozen birthday cakes out of the walk-in freezer. They just didn’t know it.

Homeland comes back after S3. That’s not controversial either.

But is it a trap when its intentions are so clear?

Someone stating the fact that it looks like another brand, you are so smart, we didn’t notice that

umount /dev/engine

“the huge wheels every car designer seems genetically pre-disposed to add”

My concept self also has larger appendages than made it into production