Mountains take away

Extremely rare? I’d call that extremely well done.

*it’s

And it could have nothing to do with the fact that this is just an ugly car now, and a bit too small.

Prediction 1: $1 million, maybe slight higher. Prediction 2: First startup, key breaks off in the ignition, HVAC controls snap off, and dash turns to dust. BUT IT HAS LOW MILEAGE!

Doesn’t this look like fun.

There once was a man from Nantucket
His child was born he said ‘Fuck it’
Back to work he would roam the wife back at home
Spewing hot takes til his ass kicks the bucket

Every day I struggle with the dichotomy of: Jalopnik is the best auto blog on the net/ Gawker is horrible trash. If anything, it’s actually worse after the restructuring. Sigh. This story isn’t even interesting other than a weak celebrity tie-in and a chance to bash someone.

The driver in the car..... “WHAT THE FUCK YOU FILMING IN PORTRAIT FOR”

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

Jalopnik, where people are terrified of Volkswagen’s reliability but can’t wait to buy a used Alfa-Romeo Giulia.

I hadn’t been following, so from the outside the Jeep looked okay. Then I checked David’s posts about it, and- Holy crap, that thing’s rust held together by force of will. It’s been fossilized. I imagine him hopping in, looking to his right, and seeing a Trilobite riding shotgun. “Next left, Dave.” It says, flipping…

Break away hinges. If the hoods coming up, you don’t need it anymore. Let the guy behind you deal with the failure.

Huh. When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it’s ‘artistic expression’. When I do it I’m ‘wasted’ and ‘have to leave Home Depot’.

D.B. Pooper