You’re correct, car camping has always been load up a bunch of unnecessary shit to make camping easier, drive to your gravel/dirt spot at a campground, and unpack it all there. Sleeping in your car when the open air is accessible via tent makes absolutely zero sense.

The Carolina squat would like a word with you.

Amen

Jesus Lana, the helium!

It has gold wing doors! NP!

The aquarium tho...

There have been so many, I think the more memorable ones for me have been the ones where I’ve been pinched for less than 10 over. That just hurts. I think my highest was in the low 80s back when the speed limit everywhere was 55, similar to you, talked the officer down to an acceptable rate. Seems like you could…

Neutral:  Man, we had a board at the apt where we tacked up our speeding tickets as a matter of pride.  Several of us always rode the line with points as well, just to see who could stay on the fence between driving and suspension the longest.  I used to keep my Traffic School freebie on cooldown as well. …

V8 on a go kart, easy terms, no money down.

Lamborghini Countach. Pretty, but a dog by all accounts.

I’ll take “Ways to get your ass beat” for a thousand, Alex.

Now do helmets, nationally.  

Bad take, this is pretty common at the bottling stage. I’ve bottled my share of beer for a couple of cases at the end of the night. I’m sure these people got something out of the experience, it’s not like he was going to bring that many people onto a payroll for a day or two then pink slip them all.

Came here for the beetle.  This is the correct answer for so many of us.

You okay David?

Yeah, Ford has a way of sticking manufacturers with the blame, just ask Firestone.

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No cardboard derivatives.

Agreed, it’s no coincidence that Ford has been the best selling pickup for years now.