I DONT SEE A 928. 944? 924? WAT

Mini Cooper

“Did you switch to Mobil1? Feels faster.”

When your gearbox shares the oil with the engine, you can tell when you switch from 5W40 to 20W50. Trust me.

While we’re on the topic of Subarus, why are there so many in Oregon? It baffled me as a Canadian.

EK hatch says ‘hi’.

The Torch always win in my book. I wish I had enough internetz to give him.

I think people go through phases to have a ‘taste’ of everything: Fast car, silly car, comfy car, communist-made cars...

My Mini Cooper. Every hiccup was like a mystery I had to solve because:

Best one is on the hood like my Land Rover. If you can’t lift up the hood, you need to lift more.

I’d buy one.

Explains why my JDM mini cooper is proper. Carry on.

I’ve always wanted to do this. Where do you safely park that you can sleep overnight for free, and have access to shower/toilet?

Jason,

You are definitely wife material. <3

Toyota Tercel/Corolla. They don’t depreciate for some reason. You get your money back, or more.

It was a close one. FML.

You learn from it and pass on to people on what NOT to do. It’s the least I could do.

Lesson learned: Count the bolts and count the holes.

... Before I had it towed, I panicked and called the smartest man I knew: my dad. Although we just had a bitchfest and my toes were hurting from frostbite so I just wept.