Two months?! I can go on vacation to Russia and come back more ‘refreshed’ than ever. Grazie ITF!

Is this picture of Brady and Gronk? Awkward! The only things missing are flowers in Brady’s hair and a pair of porcelain bathtubs in the background.

No ‘big deal’! Donald just doing best to make new Russia, excuse me, Amerika great again.

Yawn

So an immature douchebag is talking smack about a grumpy douchebag? Outstanding!

I guess that guy can paint eyes 👀 and lips 👄 on the ball before he goes to sleep with it.

Heather Connor: Why is the toilet seat up again?!

Shag lessons at your high school?!!!

As SF Crown stated, the crowd is yelling out “ehhhh PUTO!” Though not an extremely pleasant word overall it is used quite liberally in various parts of Mexico. However, like many other words this one has other meanings and is considered more offensive by other Spanish-speaking communities and nations. It’s similar to…

Everyone can thank coach Nick Saban for this dookie-show. Saban was one of the most vocal critics when Harbaugh began conducting mini camps in the SEC. Let’s not forget that Saban even pouted and cried his way to the NCAA. Coach Orgeron may appear like a douche in this situation, but somewhere out there Saban is…

An aerial teabag?! Give that team an extra 10 points.

Game 4 was painful to watch! There was sooooooo much ‘home cookin’ there that I was tempted to order a chicken pot pie.

When I lived in Hawaii I would take our overgrown Chihuahua mix to exercise with me. We would start with a 2 mile bike ride to a local golf course (he’d use the crossbar and handlebars to support himself). Once at the course I’d park the bike in front of the clubhouse and we’d run on this path to the backside of the…

Rob Ryan: “Hey ladies, you’ve got exactly what I’m looking for!”

This guy was only a few days from buying his ultimate favorite, “4 Cyborgs and a Drunk Hippo.” That one is definitely a classic!

On the next edition of this series we’ll be introduced to the medical professionals who are keeping competitive eaters healthy. Some of those pros include The Colonel, Papa John, Long John Silver, señor Bell, the infamous Nathan and many more.

Yet another McGhee-related incident for Shaquille O’Neal to put on his “Shaqtin a Fool” series. If an NBA player can’t pay rent on time then he should ask agent for some help to make it happen.

Shark Humper’s most recent comment about the incident: “tastes like chicken but smells like fish!”

Dismissing Ed Werder after 17 years with ESPN is really low and shady. ESPN should have at minimum sent him to the basement with his red stapler and left him alone for three years.

Until the PGA rules committee implements more precise accountability methods (GPS, official spotter, aerial drone) this type of infraction is frivolous and silly.