Why isn’t anyone commenting on the fish? That thing would have fed everyone on the golf course!

“the arresting officer wrote that Porter lunged at the bar’s doorman and lifted him off the ground”

I was unaware that Happy Gilmore was playing on that course today. Happy’s fans are always fun to watch.

Not again!!! This thing looks more like a deformed hell spawn than a ‘king cake baby.’ It’ll take days for the nightmares to stop haunting me.

This looks like a scene out of a prison movie.

After arguing with the coaching staff Marcus Smart flopped his way to the locker room...

Gilbert is unquestionably a perfect candidate for the Drumpf administration. He and Rick Perry can share some non-existent ‘ambassador to Hollywood’ position.

Hot damn! A physics lesson on a Deadspin article? I shall drink a beer for you in celebration. Kudos!

“It was saved by Aaron Rodgers, out in space with ball in his hands, playing like the baddest motherfucker in the schoolyard.”

Natty Lite ICE?! The beverage sent to us by the Vikings?

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Pierce is bad, but what about Marcus Smart? This is definitely the best flop all time!

Shit man, I don’t know if I should laugh or be disgusted at this. I mean really, who in their right mind still eats Beefaroni?

Forget the cigarette, I needed to take a shower after watching a few of those videos.

Bouleware previously defended his team’s use of fingers to opponents rectums and or balls, and now he’s intently kissing a long phalic object. The future for this guy sounds interesting.

Pizza employee: “Hello, what type of pizza would you like?”

Lane Kiffin is waking up today saying, “Man, Alabama’s play calling was horrible! I could’ve done a better job while drunk.”

I’d be more satisfied with 6 less

It’s called the ‘Drymond Green,’ paying tribute to the epic dic pic.