This is horrible! Specifically for the fact that nobody on the Cleveland side has taken a swing at Bautista’s bobble-head...

This is the same coach that went on an epic tirade proclaiming that he is a man, and 40!

Perhaps “el pirata” will now concentrate his efforts on his other goal... being the best ‘butt pirate’ in all of España! Hole-a! 

Ms. Feinberg, The picture chosen for your article is monumental proof that Canada does not consider itself better than the USA. However, if you believe that Brendan Fraser will somehow cause the demise of this great nation on behalf of the Canadian government then, grudgingly, I’ll have what you’re drinking (or…

Bleeding from little finger, ok. Had he been bleeding from the ‘groinal’ region and continued to play.... impressive!

Would that be 2 props or 4? Shit, it could have been 8! 

Don’t worry, Jim Irsay will soon address this fiasco by firing the equipment manager or water boy.

Collingsworth puts dingleberries on his oatmeal

This dude obviously prefers his ‘brown’ ales fresh.

Perhaps replacing Kelly with Lou Holtz isn’t that bad of an idea. Norte Dame, please consider bringing back Ole’ Lou!!!

Perhaps this team should be sponsored by and renamed to the Labatt Canucks. At least if these guys were drunk on the ice it would be reasonable to explain their play.

Apparently, per the commentators, this was the third time this season that this particular kicker has hit an upright. This kicker obviously has really good aim because hitting an upright is no small task. If only he could aim it ‘between’ the posts then he’d be off the HC’s radar.

Can’t anyone ‘accidentally’ kick a ball to Ronaldo’s face? Should that occur Ronaldo would cry for about 10 minutes and would then go into the training room to put on some more make-up.

Broussard and Bayless are the primary reasons why I stopped viewing ESpenis. Bayless moved to Fox Sports and, apparently, Broussard is following suit. I dont particularly watch Fox Sports so I may consider a return to the network which features the overly bloviated SAS. Damn, what a cruel reality.

Drones are apparently rising up against man, similar to the portrayal in the ‘Terminator’ series. Or could it be that man is just terrible at operating drones? The following video lends credence to the latter...

Players don’t necessarily have to be placed in bubble wrap; they do, however, have to be a bit more responsible. Messing around with a drone may appear to be innocuous, but given the circumstances this task proved to be unfortunate. For your review I present interesting injuries that have placed other players on the…

Regretfully in the private sector we (engineers, IT admins, etc) are our own agents.

Excellent response! The latter portion of your commentary is similar to my belief. Ever since Coach Harbaugh was jettisoned Kap had stumbled. The 49ers brought in Tomsula and Kap did not improve. I truly believe that Kap is done with that team mainly because of its management (York, Baalke), due to their…

What you mention is fair, but in the current situation the agent could have suggested that Kap sit this one out until a decent contract is obtained (ex. Bradford, Folkes, Fitzpatrick).

Your response is fair. However every player/agent combo can deny any BS contract offered to them. Numerous players have recently protested or ‘sat out’ until a decent contract was obtained (Folkes, Bradford, Fitzpatrick).