I don’t know if the contract is inherently racist, but I will say that it is horrible for the player and is beyond unfair.

The Yankees were fools to have offered that contact to ‘Ass-Rod,’ and have only themselves to blame. While the Yankees cry themselves to sleep thinking about the deal, ‘Ass-Rod’ is quite possibly sleeping on a mattress filled with 20 million Yankee bucks. To add a little salt to the wound ‘Ass-Rod’ is collecting some…

I understand your concerns but don’t forget that 99% of players have a sports agent representing them. It’s the agent’s responsibility to look after the best interests of the player. Furthermore, the higher contract $ that a player receives typically results in higher commissions for the agent.

The following deserves extra credit and can only happen in Florida...

I live in Florida and stories stories such as “Florida man” are a dime a dozen. The following stories should be sufficient evidence and provide some laughs...

Spot on! Football and soccer have the “Idiot on Field,” ice hockey obviously has the “Idiot on Rink.” Too easy.

Officials close to my assembly have advised that the projectile could have been a present from...

Gauging on the awkward look on the accused beer-thrower’s face, I’d suggest that he has a different motive....

last-munth? There’s a spelling error there, the correct spelling should be ‘mumf.’ You are welcome.

The douche in question is as much European as Larry the cable guy or Cartman from Southpark

That was quite a hit to his dome! Team medical personnel must place Jerry Jones in concussion treatment protocol asap! Jerry can recuperate and the team can concentrate on winning games.

Tomorrow’s papers will include yet another article about FSU staff getting arrested for DUI. The first (http://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2016/08/27/fsus-victor-viloria-charged-dui/89481650/) was not externally induced. The fact that former #2 FSU will instead go the ‘Dollar General Bowl’ can warrant a few…

That was a perfect opportunity to make some s’mores for the pit crew! Everyone knows that a s’mores really isn’t a s’mores until it is infused with gasoline flavor. In-school scouting was fun!

This is slowly unraveling into a story worthy of the most renowned authors. If Trump is somehow elected then that will justify and substantiate the sequel.

I guess the Miami Dolphins will be the next team to appear on HBO’s Hard Knocks.

Yeah, I had to Google this mysterious “pig-themed mascot” on Auburn’s campus. I wasn’t able to find anything but nearby pig-themed BBQ joints. Perhaps it’s a zombie or alien mascot.

So Sarkissian is playing tennis now? What happened with the advisor job at ‘Bama?

This should have been flagged for ‘targetting’ by the officials...

I’m often torn between the raspberry and bubble gum smelling salts. But after that, GAME ON!!!

Many props the reporter standing on the left side of the girl. After she gets KOd by a football the dude just stands there and speaks into a microphone. Now that’s stoic reporting.